The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

December 2012

@jchillerup Jeg har prøvet noget lignende på skitur, vi fik en hytte med egen spa, sauna, 5 badeværelser, walk-in køleskab osv.

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@jogbert This page says the 31st of December: freebsd.org/news/newsflash… - I wonder which timezone that's in...

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@kevinrose It would be better to put one on each hand, in case you lost an arm :P

via Twitter for Android in reply to kevinrose

@Roerbye Hvad ville du sige til at få Michael Vick til Bills? Jeg kan se de bliver nævnt som mulige fremtidige klubber: aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2012…

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The person liked one of my posts though, so I can't be overly mad at him/her

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I'm not that pleased looking at notifications from Tumblr right now, as one of the people in the list has a dick as the profile picture :/

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Lens Rentals' wishes for camera manufacturers, pretty funny: lensrentals.com/blog/2012/12/d…

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@jogbert In that case it's probably worth making clear that you don't like children in general, and it's not just her's you hate :)

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@jogbert You invite her to Twitter and ask her to read your tweets, now that you have written that one

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@iamashley Because the money then likely will be spent better, than by the person who just throws money around in the streets

via Twitter for Android in reply to iamashley

@iamashley You could also donate it to charity ;)

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First check in at new workplace :) (@ Attention Solutions) 4sq.com/VUd9VG

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Goofing around and doing the best impersonation of @mertonpiano I can :) pic.twitter.com/gijR46Kd

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@jogbert @willmill82 Football players has feet, in case you didn't notice ;)

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@jogbert @willmill82 Did you miss twitter.com/Tenzer/status/… ? Also, why are bats used in *base*ball? :P

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@jogbert @willmill82 Well, 'american football' players just call it 'football', since it's the only proper form of football existing ;)

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@jogbert @willmill82 I'm sorry, I was just trying to answer his question :>

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@KarstenRasch I also think Rex Ryan should get a fine for just being plain stupid regarding his QB choices then

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@willmill82 Also, the ball is occasional kicked, but it requires special players and (in NFL) special balls when that happens

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@willmill82 The game started out with a ball which was a foot long, hence the name :)

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@StephenMerchant It better be a good brunch, it will be your last after all

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@gausby Den har jeg ikke fået (endnu) - så tak for info!

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@bcantrill Sounds a bit weird since bass guitar is easier to play than the guitar. I played bass guitar when I was around Tobin's age :)

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@supertroels Suk, og det at de hedder "Hitz" i stedet for "Hits" gør det jo bare mere useriøst. Desuden, hvem skriver DJ uforkortet længere?

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National Geographic has stopped using Instagram due to the new TOS: fastcompany.com/3004148/instag…

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@bcantrill Is the bass player just big for his age, or has none of the kids yet found out that bass is the coolest instrument there is? ;)

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@davsebamse Tak, jeg er også selv godt tilfreds :)

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@jogbert Nah, I just played a bit around with lights last night and ended up with that photo.

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@alasdairrr @everycity I presume you don't want people working from remote locations?

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@gausby Too little, too late i mit tilfælde. Jeg har allerede slettet min instagram konto. Så meget brugte jeg det alligevel heller ikke

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<-- Heads up, new profile image :)

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Every time I make an edit on Wikipedia, I feel like there are 20 people sitting ready to point out any missing citations and license issues

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Oatmeal This is the web right now bit.ly/SNCjun

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Dec 18th, 2012 via web)

Looking at my Gmail account I rarely use, I find a mail without any subject or text, but with 5 attached pictures of a baby :>

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Exported my Instagram pictures with instaport.me, removed my account at instagram.com/accounts/remov… and now feel much better...

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@chrisridd @jogbert If your product is hosting of lists, then it could be a feature. Just borrow ideas from mail readers regarding threading

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@jogbert I was hoping for something easier to say than that :P

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@jogbert @chrisridd I believe they are sponsoring lists for illumos and SmartOS as well. It works but the archive view isn't very good

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@mrgnrdrck There's a chance that what you are experiencing with the other video has the same cause. But I guess you can still blame YouTube

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@mrgnrdrck I have a video on YouTube you can't watch on mobiles. It has copy written music in it and I think it gives the same error message

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Is there a term for being starstruck a while after you have met somebody, when you find out who they really are?

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Sweet and learning video about the science behind a flame: vimeo.com/40271657

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What kind of highlight video is this? It only shows two plays! nfl.com/videos/nfl-gam…

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@Roerbye Oh okay, I guess you were asking for a "friend" then? In that case she is at @heidiklum :)

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@Roerbye I think you are supposed to propose to non-maried people - besides, aren't you married already? ;)

via Twitter for Android in reply to Roerbye

thekatvond @deadmau5 YES!

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:04 AM, Dec 16th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

deadmau5 I can't wait for Christmas so.... Katherine Von Drachenberg, will you marry me? @thekatvond pic.twitter.com/4myGtJNy

via web (retweeted on 10:04 AM, Dec 16th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

So, proposing via Twitter is a thing now apparently...

via Twitter for Android

@jogbert I'm not overly fond of really hot food either, but I like Indian food in general, just need to go for another dish next time

via Twitter for Android in reply to jogbert

Phew, this rogan josh (Indish dish) is giving me sweat on the forehead! It suddenly doesn't feel like winter anymore

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I was at the National Gallery of Denmark today and took some pictures with the photo_cph group: flickr.com/photos/tenzer/…

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@aamelnikov_chal I would go for a tripod first, you can always use a tripod more or less as a monopod if you don't fold out the legs

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@StephenMerchant I saw one that was a bit more spacey when I visited Australia: pic.twitter.com/yqWeSiSz

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I saw a person with a Nokia 3310 today - You know, the ancient mobile phone with a monochrome screen!

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Twitter surely seems annoyed at Instagram. Twitter for Android also does photo filters now... First impression: It's awfully slow

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Got a spam mail with the subject "Your health is awating you". I wonder what they mean by that? I thought my health is with me always

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bsdphk Snow storms are not the same, without the hope, looking out the window, that school will be cancelled in just 7 centimeters

via web (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Dec 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

Rewatched The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tonight. Still a good movie, and I love the humour in it :)

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@supertroels Sejt, så har han produceret en plade med NFS Grundtvig tekster :)

via Twitter for Android in reply to supertroels

@supertroels Er du i familie med en der hedder Peter Abrahamsen? Jeg sidder med en LP hvor denne Peter er krediteret som producer

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@rangleklods Du kan også lække det til BT, så vi kan finde ud af hvordan det var meningen showet skulle have foregået :)

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@iamashley Mark them as spam, hopefully your spam filter should adapt and block them over time.

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@jchillerup Så det går bedre hvis man sidder på hende? Hvad koster hun?

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(A personal favorite)

Apple Earphones: The ultimate way of showing off your Apple fanboy'ism, while annoying anyone around you with the music you are listening to

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@LeGammeltoft Det kommer an på om det er før eller efter hovedretten

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bsdphk Have you considered that your grandchildren probably will google the word "dictionary" ?

via web (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Dec 4th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

@jogbert I am sorry to hear that - But things will get better, so hang on!

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@gausby Det er fejt! Når man endelig har overkommet at komme i gennem verset i sangen, må man da også få omkvædet som belønning

via Twitter for Android in reply to gausby

A good indicator that you are drunk, is that you sit on a buss and talk about how drunk you are...

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