The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

August 2013

Damn, tracking @Roerbye at is exhausting, not because he is fast, but because it's so humid!

via Tweetbot for iOS from Copenhagen, Capital Region

@donttrythis: On another note, this is the BEST TOUR RIDER ever written. Swearsies: thesmokinggun.com/file/iggy-and-…” Brilliant!

via Twitter for Mac

donttrythis About to do the morning show at WAGA Fox in Atlanta. Met this guy @ the door. I think he's doing a great job. pic.twitter.com/wV6Xjp83UW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Aug 30th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@anddoutoi Thanks to that chart I found out there is a Number.isNaN() function, brilliant!
wiki.ecmascript.org/doku.php?id=ha…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

@anddoutoi I guess it's because it relies on javascript's "==" comparator instead of "===" which would probably be considered "true" :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

@anddoutoi Do they have a <blink> alternative too?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

iA "CSS isn't loading properly for some people…because one of your CSS files has 'fuck' in a stylesheet comment." dt.deviantart.com/journal/We-Giv…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Aug 30th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@Surftown Har I mulighed for at se på hvorfor copenhagen-towers.dk ikke virker? Jeg kan ikke logge ind via FTP heller

via Twitter for Mac

@rangleklods You should have been there for Stella Polaris instead, there was a whole lot more people back then: flickr.com/photos/tenzer/…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rangleklods

smashingmag When websites fail, when JavaScript doesn't load: Sigh, JavaScript: sighjavascript.tumblr.com

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Aug 28th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@kaptencybear Have you seen @NielsRobin's node-multi-drawing project? In relation to your side project list: github.com/nielsrobin/nod…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kaptencybear

@jchillerup Sikke en skøn samblanding af dansk og engelsk. Det får maskinen til at fremstå som et sofistikeret væsen

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jchillerup

@chrisridd @jogbert I have never worried about it, and it still works. How much performance gain should there be in aligning sectors?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@jogbert That's probably the easiest way to do it :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

@jogbert Cool, that's also what I'm running on my home server

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

@Roerbye Heh, det er ikke lige positionen man går ud og laver sidste øjebliks udskiftninger på. Men alt er bedre en Kevin Kolb :P

via web in reply to Roerbye

@jogbert Don't you use Poudriere for that?

via web in reply to jogbert

@Roerbye @CPHTowers Der er jo nogle af os som må arbejde dobbelt når du pludseligt ikke kan komme og hjælpe til :P

via web in reply to Roerbye

Roerbye Good job by @Tenzer tweeting today's @CPHTowers win over the . Felt like I didn't miss a beat at home in my garden.

via Social by Nokia (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Aug 25th, 2013 via web)

Sometimes I find myself on random Wikipedia pages and wonder how I got there. No is one of them. I'm reading about: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_lock

via web

@Roerbye @CPHTowers Ups, det gik lidt for stærkt. Det var 2 minutter, men det gør nok ligemeget nu :p

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Roerbye

@jogbert My machines are named after Lamborghini models :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

@jogbert Just what you want to discover on a sunday, huh? :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

Oatmeal BREAKING: Steve Balmer quits Microsoft, is immediately cast to play "The Penguin" in upcoming Batman film

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Aug 23rd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

EarthPix Best Pacifier Ever pic.twitter.com/HheIpfDEy9

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Aug 23rd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@bsdphk That sure is a noble problem to solve, and much more important than ordinary lunch :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bsdphk

Starting the day by searching through thousands lines of code, written by someone else, to find out why you get "7.5" instead of "8.0" :(

via Twitter for Mac

@anddoutoi You are aware that's a spoof news website, right?

via Twitter for Mac

@deadmau5 I guess it could short circuit? :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to deadmau5

@deadmau5 It's not exactly quick, but I like to hang the cables over a door or similar place

via Twitter for Mac in reply to deadmau5

Bought myself a new set of Shure SE-215 earphones, as I broke my last set by stepping on them by accident. My ears are pleased :)

via Tweetbot for iOS

@jacobandresen Det kan være du også kan finde lidt inspiration her: bygonebureau.com/2013/03/18/pro… - "Bacon ninja" eller "Zombie advocate" f.eks.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jacobandresen

@kaptencybear Det er vel nærmere "Rasende ydmyg ølevangalist". Der er også nogle gode eksempler her: bygonebureau.com/2013/03/18/pro…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kaptencybear

@kaptencybear Tror du ikke bare det er kopieret fra en tilfældig Twitter profil?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kaptencybear

@kaptencybear Or block everything on Facebook except for the ads

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to kaptencybear

@DAFForbund Jeg er ked af at sige det, men så længe I ikke har trøjenumre sammen med rosteren på hjemmesiden, er det ikke særligt brugbart

via Twitter for Mac in reply to DAFForbund

@iamashley I guess you have a killer look - pun intended…
Sorry, that wasn't that funny :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to iamashley

@stellapolarisdk Lidt en dark horse, men jeg er helt vild med nummeret "Disappear" med de her polakker: soundcloud.com/we_r_xxanaxx

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stellapolarisdk

@jogbert I get where you are at, but I just thought there was room for a little justification

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

@jogbert To be fair, most hackers most probably use some sort of ping utility during the process

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

copenhagenjs Our September 19th meetup already has 2 talks. Still missing a venue. Does anyone want to host in september?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Aug 19th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@jchillerup Huh? Findes der andre kommunikationsmetoder en Twitter nutildags?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jchillerup

@jchillerup En udskrift af et udklip fra en tilbudsavis der enten viser billigt frugt, kød eller alkohol ville være på sin plads

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jchillerup

After I've gotten home where there's more quiet, I can hear a constant buzz in my right ear. I sure hope it's not permanent :(

via web

@supertroels @rangleklods Korrekt, det var på Nemoland og var til tider ret højt oppe ved scenekanten, men det var også rigtigt godt!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to supertroels

Concert photography is fun, but damn the music can be loud up at the stage. I should definitely get some more effective earplugs

via Tweetbot for iOS

I am pretty humbled by my Flickr account getting almost 1.600 views during the last three days, makes me want to photograph more :)

via Twitter for Mac

Preseason or not, it's good to see the Cardinals defense getting 4 turnovers in less than 2 quarters

via Tweetbot for iOS

Argh, why is the coverage on NFL Gamepass by Cowboys people? They are playing at Cardinals and NFL Network is supposed to show the game

via Tweetbot for iOS

A great win to @CPHTowers today over Razorbacks, now time to head home and watch Cardinals in the preseason game against Cowboys

via Twitter for Mac

@Roerbye Held og lykke med tømmermændene i morgen :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Roerbye

@Roerbye Ja, jeg skal, men det vidste du vel godt.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Roerbye

This bus thinks it's a cruise ship, silly pic.twitter.com/p4q8TL7GBC

via Tweetbot for iOS

@_munter_ Tak for navnet på Vertic gutten, jeg har opdateret det på billedet nu :)

via Twitter for Mac

I guess this bass player is freezing his fingers, since he wears gloves while playing?! youtube.com/watch?v=Ilh4uM…

via Twitter for Mac

My pictures from last night's @copenhagenjs meetup is now up: flickr.com/photos/tenzer/…

via web

@mrgnrdrck Okay, so actually they should attact the NSA with encrypted traffic, just to give them something to work on :)

via web in reply to mrgnrdrck

@anddoutoi @thorlarholm Yes, Ventic was kind enough to record it, so it should hopefully be online in the not too distant future

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

Prost mein Engel - From the pre-meetup drink pic.twitter.com/fR1j7hLAPa

via Tweetbot for iOS

@_munter_ Har du nogle speaker stickers?

via Tweetbot for iOS

_munter_ pre-meetup. thebarkingdog.dk

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Aug 15th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@anddoutoi I just tested in PHP, and the getTicketAt() function can't access ticketsLeft. I guess that's what confused me

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

@anddoutoi I just had to check it, and it seems like you are right. It's a good thing I'm not a JS developer for a living :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

@anddoutoi Well, ticketsLeft isn't declared a global variable, so can you actually update it from getTicketsAt()?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

@anddoutoi Way to make an infinite loop… You don't update ticketsLeft after somebody has got a ticket ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to anddoutoi

@jogbert Btw, an area the article on Danish doesn't touch, is that we say the numbers in reverse. 32 is pronounced "2 and 30", like German

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jogbert

@jogbert Swedish is good as well, they have "ten", "twenty" and then "three-tens", "four-tens", etc. You can then add hundreds in front

via web in reply to jogbert

@jogbert Add that the Danish language all in all is pretty hard to learn, and you have a cocktail for tourists not caring about the language

via web in reply to jogbert

@TechnicallyRon @rorota1402 To be fair, the French does deserve some credit too ;)

via web in reply to TechnicallyRon

@jogbert Have a look at this description of the Danish number system then: olestig.dk/dansk/numbers.…

via web

I don't know how this can happen on Facebook, and the message seems to be saved on the servers? pic.twitter.com/bwq2dAzJka

via web

@supertroels Det lyder helt sikkert som om det er tilfældet

via Twitter for Mac in reply to supertroels

@chrisridd I think they may be too smooth, when running you get the bump when hitting the ground. You don't really get that one a bike

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd I doubt it, afaik they use an accelerometer to count the number of steps. But you can get KW meters for bikes instead or use GPS

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

Cool, the National Museum of Denmark is on Flickr now: flickr.com/photos/thenati…

via Twitter for Mac

Reported my first PHP bug, lets see how this goes. It is however only in the documentation: bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=654…

via Twitter for Mac

@deadmau5 He's obviously 'seeking' for the track, but can't find it because of the missing disc

via Twitter for Mac in reply to deadmau5

One of the participants from this years No Pants Subway Ride in Copenhagen came up and said hi to me at , a nice surprise

via Tweetbot for iOS

Thanks a lot for an awesome day @stellapolarisdk! You guys rock as always!

via Tweetbot for iOS

At Stella Polaris (@ Frederiksberg Have for Stella Polaris w/ 11 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/14F8pPg

via foursquare

Btw, watching it with Packers biased commentators makes you hear enough about Aaron Rodgers, if he's on the field or not...

via Tweetbot for iOS

Saw most of 1st quarter, Cardinals look promising but I don't know how much you can read into it yet. I am excited about Palmer too.

via Tweetbot for iOS

On my way home after helping out in a non profit bar for the night. Wondering if I should see before heading to bed, it starts in 10

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@aszeszo So you have actually set up what we talked about at FOSDEM a while ago? Cool!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to aszeszo

Filedropme We are almost ready to launch something really cool: instagram.com/p/cw0ac3ioWx/

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:42 AM, Aug 9th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@brendangregg Is it the same I saw back in September when I visited Joyent, or has it been extended? The blog isn't loading for me.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to brendangregg

@auchenberg Har du været på kanal rundfart i København for nyligt?
Jeg var ude i går og så en del Podio klistermærker undervejs på broer :)

via Twitter for Mac

This is a pretty cool laptop for travel and event use, no need to worry about charging: solaptop.com/en/products/la…

via Twitter for Mac

@gausby Kan du ikke bare tænke på det som en donation til et godt formål?
Hvor skulle alle de stakkels DR medarbejdere ellers arbejde henne?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gausby

@gausby Tjaa, 37 sæsoner om året i følge prisen på cdon

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gausby

Been listening to some different versions of the Blackstreets' "No Diggity" today, favorite so far is Olle Hedberg's: youtube.com/watch?v=rj_g-Q…

via Twitter for Mac

A guy on the Copenhagen shopping street is selling roses, by going "nice, very nice". It is however so slow and deep it sounds like moaning

via Tweetbot for iOS

stevelosh "prog ramming": (v) repeatedly changing shit and running the build until the fucking thing works

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Aug 6th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@gausby Syntes du min stemme egner sig til det?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to gausby

@gausby "På grund af vi har taget tidligt fri fra arbejde, må du rende og hoppe."

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gausby

Sun is rising behind me on the edge of sunrise. pic.twitter.com/7gbeuc3nJV

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.@gausby Nul tolerance for det danske politi, svin! pic.twitter.com/FC6XIsLFQG

via Snapseed on iOS

I will agree that this hair is big, but sexy? pic.twitter.com/wQaeciQb2U

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@gausby Korrekt, og så kan jeg også se at der var en stavefejl i teksten også. Nu er jeg faktisk imponeret over du forstod den.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to gausby

@gausby Jeg håber i øvrigt det var fordi du først så mit tweet nu, og ikke fordi det tog lang tid for dig at forstå den.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to gausby

@gausby Det var så lidt :)

via web in reply to gausby

@gausby Sokkerne er fine, det går godt til dine sandaler!

via web in reply to gausby

Denver Broncos has put up the official video on the rule changes for the 2013 season. Very informative: denverbroncos.com/multimedia/vid…

via Twitter for Mac

@jogbert I would perhaps have done that 5-7 years ago, but now I'm pretty pleased with living in Copenhagen

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

@jogbert Hmm, it's a bit long commute…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

I can't wait for the NFL season to begin!
azcardinals.com/videos-photos/…

via Twitter for Mac

@deadmau5 It does have a good review though

via web in reply to deadmau5

kaptencybear Hire me! I’m an experienced frontend consultant (se.linkedin.com/in/soderqvist), now looking for my next gig in the Öresund region. RT=❤

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Aug 1st, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)