The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

April 2014

kevinrose wow… “@ryan: Folks in SF are leaving anonymous flyers on Teslas exposing the "truth" cc @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/k7zHRIjtuB

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Apr 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@brendangregg You could at least have mentioned that you helped build it, that must also be a quick way to end the call? :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brendangregg

@brendangregg Ha ha, that's pretty bad research on their part before calling you. Must have been pretty embarrassing for the caller?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brendangregg

@DanielMorsing @jogbert Thanks for the warning. I have previously been contacted them a couple of times, but never done anything for them

via Twitter for Mac in reply to DanielMorsing

sudpaw Devops hard at work... @ Falcon Social instagram.com/p/nYLnZ1pzkt/

via Instagram (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Apr 29th, 2014 via Hotot)

jackiemsydney Punctuation matters. pic.twitter.com/ZYLC4WX6KF

via web (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Apr 29th, 2014 via Hotot)

@steffentchr Everybody would want that on their CV, I am sure!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to steffentchr

lhawthorn Save the date - working on our first ever meetup in Copenhagen on May 13th. More news as we have it!

via web (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Apr 28th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

FalconSocial Looking for a job in R&D? Have some amazing skills? Come join Falcon Social in Copenhagen! falconsocial.com/jobs/ pic.twitter.com/SSlASnxRRu

via Falcon Social Media Management (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Apr 28th, 2014 via Hotot)

copenhagenjs This friday is our special "CreativeJS" event with @seb_ly and @demodag. Why don't you join us at @eksponent?

lanyrd.com/2014/copenhage…

via Falcon Social Media Management (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Apr 28th, 2014 via Hotot)

RichardLemon Stop Wasting Users’ Time j.mp/QFbDfr

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Apr 27th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

asz Is your public transit authority willing to advertise like this? pic.twitter.com/UrHQOVyTtX

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Apr 27th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

It's quite cool to be in a bar in Copenhagen where they have Walker Texas Ranger on the TVs.

via Tweetbot for iOS

anddoutoi Next weeks Internet forecast: turbulent shit storms, heavy name calling and continued plagiarizing.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Apr 26th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

feross Facebook's git repo is 54 GB. pic.twitter.com/zLNSzDlFYF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:07 AM, Apr 26th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

hubert3 More secure than telnetmallows pic.twitter.com/EEVWTrIwsh

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Apr 25th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Friday parties at . Yes, we have a smoke machine, so you cannot see the people in the room pic.twitter.com/jYclwEifGo

via Tweetbot for iOS

jacobandresen WAT ? github.com/mafintosh/torr…

via web (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Apr 25th, 2014 via Hotot)

Don't send out mails from your support system, asking people to add an ID to the subject of the mail, without including the ID yourself

via Hotot

tldrwikipedia IKEA. pic.twitter.com/7W6Db88pr7

via web (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Apr 25th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

bensummers I'm being encouraged to add a big "NOT USING MONGODB" banner to our job ad.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Apr 25th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

nginxorg nginx 1.6.0-stable is out! all the work done over the past 12 months in 1.5-mainline is now officially in 1.6 nginx.org/en/download.ht…

via web (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Apr 24th, 2014 via Hotot)

CPHTowers The event for our home game in the Champions League tournament is up!
facebook.com/events/5558207…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Apr 24th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

anddoutoi I'm in love codeofrob.com/entries/you-ha…

via web (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 23rd, 2014 via Hotot)

_colinw A band called netcat have released their album as a Linux kernel module. Genius. github.com/usrbinnc/netca…

via web (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Apr 23rd, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

Who would want to buy a .rich domain to 2,599 USD for one year? Is this the domain equivalent of the I Am Rich app?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich

via Hotot

bsdphk The @openbsd crew are truly evil masterminds: Using Comic Sans to extort money to salvage OpenSSL: libressl.org

via web (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Apr 22nd, 2014 via Hotot)

@jarlskov @bjorn_js @iskedk That probably depends on if an existing one ticks off (almost) all items on the wish list?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jarlskov

maudnewton "...the nerdiest thing I've ever seen in my life, which undoubtedly explains why I like it so much"--@terryteachout pic.twitter.com/KClPqDtXUM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 AM, Apr 19th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@bjorn_js I'd like to see a Turning Torso theme with 3D CSS tricks to make at warp :)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to bjorn_js

I ordered my McLaren gear from the official F1 store. I have since received mails with 10-15% discount on my next order, they seem eager

via Tweetbot for iOS

@gausby Jeg er en smule overrasket (og ked af) du ikke skrev dine anmeldelser af alle film du så, ligesom sidste år. Nogle anbefalinger?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to gausby

@feliciaday Perhaps what you need is a social management suite? I can put you in contact with the kind guys at @FalconSocial if you'd like

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to feliciaday

@gulklud I må sige til hvis der er noget os i klubberne kan gøre for at hjælpe jer med arbejdet :)

via Hotot in reply to gulklud

@gulklud Interessant! Har I også planer om at lave artikler og mere dækning af Nationalligaen, eller holder I det til kampprogram og scores?

via Hotot in reply to gulklud

suddain CNN stretch the limits of the word 'breaking'. MT @iamsas: pic.twitter.com/nE5A5gi84b

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Apr 16th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Gah, for the last 6 weeks the stuff I wanted to buy from the McLaren Store has been out of stock. It's in stock now, but then it crashed :(

via Twitter for Mac

bsdphk My experiences with raking in the dough on Free and Open Source Software: varnish-cache.org/docs/trunk/phk… How to prevent more

via web (retweeted on 3:49 AM, Apr 12th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

BadAtNetworking Wait, so Microsoft killed Windows XP because of heartbleed?

via web (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Apr 11th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

copenhagenjs .@lukelex presenting a way to do tidy and maintainable JavaScript code with StikJS pic.twitter.com/nJHRya8v2Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:20 PM, Apr 10th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

starting one week AND one hour earlier than usual - What is this madness?!

via Tweetbot for iOS

Sweden, I am in you (a bit delayed due to train problems though)!

via Tweetbot for iOS from Malmö

anddoutoi Free knowledge, free wifi, free pizza, free beer. Yup, I'm attending @copenhagenjs at @_FooCafe_ tonight.

via web (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Apr 10th, 2014 via Hotot)

@mrgnrdrck Aren't we all? If you write something on social media and other people are influenced by it, then there you go

via Hotot in reply to mrgnrdrck

Like "cat <file> | grep <term>" must die, can we please stop grepping the output of "ps" in scripts and instead use "pgrep"?

via Hotot

Remember to sign up on Lanyrd for @copenhagenjs tomorrow, if you want a ticket for the raffle: lanyrd.com/2014/copenhage…

via web

auchenberg I'm excited to announce @coldfrontconf, a new front-end conference in Copenhagen. 4th September 2014. coldfrontconf.com

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Apr 9th, 2014 via Hotot)

copenhagenjs Don't miss CopenhagenJS - this month it's tomorrow and not the 3rd Thursday of the month because of the holidays!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Apr 9th, 2014 via Hotot)

jm PROTIP: Given Heartbleed, be sure that your Chrome is set to check for SSL cert revocations. It's not by default. i.imgur.com/DsB8Oz0.png

via web (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Apr 9th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@chrisridd Oh, okay. I restarted our Java services after I updated OpenSSL today, just to be on the safe side

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

bsdphk I have two comments on , both old: varnish-cache.org/docs/trunk/phk… and video.fosdem.org/2014/Janson/Su… IHTSITYSBITYS.

via web (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Apr 8th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

janl The definite FaQ on Brendan Eich’s departure from Mozilla, from Mozilla: blog.mozilla.org/blog/2014/04/0…

Here’s to all the FUD that’s gone around.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:14 PM, Apr 8th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

CPHTowers A warm welcome to the crew to our new reporter @RasmusHolse. We look forward to working with you. Give him a follow

via web (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Apr 8th, 2014 via Hotot)

@steffentchr Hvor har du så fået spørgeskemaet? På Twitter, mail eller med posten?

via Hotot in reply to steffentchr

chrisridd Penalty Points “Championship” after Bahrain:
Bianchi 4
Maldonado 3
Bottas 2
Magnussen 2
Sutil 2

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Apr 7th, 2014 via Hotot)

@chrisridd I can see Maldonado also got a 5 place grid penalty for the next race

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Tenzer

@jogbert Yeah, that's so annoying. I like to find the right amount in cash while standing in line, and then the price is totally different

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jogbert

@chrisridd That doesn't really make sense considering what Magnussen got 2 points for: youtube.com/watch?v=qvSb0T…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd No, it's viaplay.dk, the broadcasting company which has the rights in Denmark. I do get 5 different live streams though

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd I pay 229 DKK/25 GBP per month to stream it, so it's almost the same :/

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd Doesn't Sky show it live? Or can't you get that?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd Oh, I won't say more then. I thought you were following it as well

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd I can't imagine Maldonardo being without penalty points after this race

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

I'm sad to see @KevinMagnussen having to retire due to clutch problems in the race, but hopefully he will be back stronger for next race

via Twitter for Mac

@chrisridd That's just stupid... But good job finding it :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd I don't think so. Where did you find the list of points btw?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd I'm not "championship" is the right word to use, but thanks for the overview though :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

chrisridd Penalty Points Championship:
Bottas 2
Bianchi 2
Magnussen 2
Sutil 2

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Apr 6th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@chrisridd It might be. Do you have any idea of the amount of points given out so far?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd I just had a look around and wasn't able to find any. I guess the various sites hasn't adjusted for the change yet

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@jogbert For me it's Saving All My Love by Whitney Houston. I have coincidentally played that song with my band :)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jogbert

HistoricalPics The difference that 25 years makes. pic.twitter.com/79hAaqoaKh

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Apr 5th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

troelsnorgaard 5 year old kid finds password bug in Xbox, recognized by Microsoft in disclosure m.bbc.com/news/technolog…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Apr 4th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

jacobandresen Are you reinventing the wheel every day? Stick to it! Wheels are important visual.ly/evolution-whee…

via web (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Hotot)

@LeaVerou @jogbert Or rather what @deadmau5 used to be. Apparently his Twitter account has been taken over by Anonymous

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Tenzer

@jogbert Makes sense, that’s how great FPM is :)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jogbert

@newsycombinator @jogbert You should also take a look at FPM, it’s great for packaging in general: github.com/jordansissel/f…

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to newsycombinator