The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

May 2014

Brushing off my German skills by watching the Austrian live stream from the european championship in football: DK vs. AT. !

via Twitter for Mac

@chrisridd @brendangregg Don't you think they refer to ZFS is 128 bit?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@jacobandresen @gausby That begs the question: How long are your years?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jacobandresen

@auchenberg You might also just end getting torn into pieces, depending on how lucky you are

via Hotot in reply to auchenberg

evilhackerdude A JavaScript function returning `this` shall henceforth be known as a "selfie".

via web (retweeted on 11:07 AM, May 28th, 2014 via Hotot)

Played "The Resistance" tonight at @FalconSocial for board game night for the first time. Good fun - but man, there were many discussions!

via Tweetbot for iOS

W3Techs Nginx has replaced Apache as the most used web server among the top 10,000 websites w3techs.com/technologies/c… @nginxorg

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 10:51 PM, May 26th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@Roerbye Godt spørgsmål. Jeg fik ikke lige kigget i dem, så jeg ved det ikke

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Roerbye

MortenKbh Hej - hvem laver jeres grafer? 9. klasses-praktikanten? pic.twitter.com/WVqLc6hsJs

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:11 AM, May 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@chrisridd Okay, thanks! Was hoping for more since it caused Magnussen to drop quite a few places :/

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd Did you hear if the incident between Raikkonen and Magnussen towards the end had any consequences?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

chrisridd penalty points totals after Monaco:
Maldonado 4
Bianchi 4
Magnussen 2
Bottas 2
Sutil 2
Ericsson 2

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:48 PM, May 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

And the photo to go along with the previous post pic.twitter.com/U0mB2qaCPf

via Tweetbot for iOS

A book abort punktum/period can take up that much space unless it's really important

via Tweetbot for iOS

@jacobandresen Hmm, det er jeg ikke sikker på jeg nåede, men jeg blev fuld og havde en god aften, så det var en succes for mig :)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jacobandresen

Feeling kind of tipsy after the first 10+ samples. Let's keep going!

via Tweetbot for iOS

I'm at Ølfestivallen w/ 30 others swarmapp.com/tenzer/checkin…

via foursquare from Copenhagen

@anddoutoi More like for me shortly. The yearly Copenhagen beer festival is on these days

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to anddoutoi

Went gokarting today with colleagues and boy, do we have our own Maldonado - You could never be sure while you were near him! But still fun

via Tweetbot for iOS

copenhagenjs Unfortunately we have for cancel our meetup tomorrow, due to low number of participants and speakers. There's a first time for everything.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:54 PM, May 21st, 2014 via Hotot)

@anddoutoi In a designers world all text is written for the design, the design is not made for the text

via Hotot in reply to anddoutoi

@thaniya @bjorn_js I would guess an alternate option, hence it's the Alt key

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thaniya

copenhagenjs We are still looking for speakers for our meetup. Where are you hiding?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:17 PM, May 20th, 2014 via Hotot)

bsdphk A bystander looks at HTTP/2 and finds it "underwhelming" nbviewer.ipython.org/github/Lukasa/… (you can skip the python and just read the conclusion.)

via web (retweeted on 9:28 AM, May 20th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@_munter_ Sure, the license is mostly to avoid money making big corps from using my pictures without me getting anything for it

via Hotot in reply to _munter_

@chrisridd Double the speed, but with half the availability?

via Hotot in reply to chrisridd

bdha ZFS is best FS. Whole rack goes dark. Power on: no fsck, no data loss, verifiably no corruption. Sup, EVERY OTHER FILESYSTEM IN 2014.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:51 PM, May 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

LadyFreethinker Banksy on advertising: pic.twitter.com/yaGY4e2d2A

via web (retweeted on 8:17 AM, May 18th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

Facebook needs a "Damn!" button, for when somebody posts something bad for them, and it just feels wrong to click "Like" on it

via Tweetbot for iOS

This is by far the best presentation I have seen that uses Comic Sans - It's also a great presentation despite that: openbsd.org/papers/bsdcan1…

via Twitter for Mac

cperciva FreeBSD 9.3 will be able to run in EC2 (and other Xen//HVM environments) using "release" binaries: lists.freebsd.org/pipermail/free…

via web (retweeted on 2:16 AM, May 17th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Ready for tonight's long exposure meetup (@ Islands Brygge) 4sq.com/1iTropt

via foursquare from Copenhagen

@jarlskov Sagt over telefon, for ellers beder man vel om en knytnæve? :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jarlskov

TechCrunchOnion is the new "air quotes"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:42 PM, May 15th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

leblancstartup A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 9:26 PM, May 14th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

FalconSocial Falcon Social takes a bite out of the Big Apple - announcing our new office in New York! bit.ly/1mXxF7l pic.twitter.com/OOraiY1RzW

via Falcon Social Media Management (retweeted on 4:04 PM, May 14th, 2014 via Hotot)

Being hit in the head on the way into the bus, on my way home from a 15 hour work/meetup day seems oddly fitting...

via Tweetbot for iOS

Thanks for all the people who turned up to the first ever Copenhagen meetup, and thanks to @TheLudd, @karmiq and @spinscale!

via Tweetbot for iOS

OH "A guy improved the HyperLogLog algoritm and called it HyperLogLog++. I can't wait to see what the next version is called"

via Tweetbot for iOS

The talk is about the latest features in and what is on the way in the upcoming releases

via Tweetbot for iOS

Third and final talk talk of tonight is by @spinscale, also of @elasticsearch

via Tweetbot for iOS

Wise words from @karmiq: People might not like the components you have chosen for your library, so make them plugable!

via Tweetbot for iOS

Next up is @karmiq of @elasticsearch talking about writing an Ruby client for

via Tweetbot for iOS

The blog post @TheLudd mentioned about reindexing data at the CPH meetup is here: elasticsearch.org/blog/changing-…

via Tweetbot for iOS

The first Copenhagen based meetup is underway! @TheLudd from @FalconSocial is holding the first talk pic.twitter.com/I2rIZ0fsvw

via Tweetbot for iOS

FalconSocial We're hosting an Elasticsearch meetup tonight in Copenhagen - join us! meetup.com/Elasticsearch-…

via Falcon Social Media Management (retweeted on 5:01 PM, May 13th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

smarty You can't un-see this pic.twitter.com/C5yH7UURAl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 PM, May 12th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

_munter_ The video for my talk at is available now: The no build system build system youtube.com/watch?v=N_gRlm…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:03 PM, May 12th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

copenhagenjs Our May meetup will take place Thursday 22th may. Join us!

lanyrd.com/2014/copenhage…

via Falcon Social Media Management (retweeted on 11:26 AM, May 12th, 2014 via Hotot)

@brendangregg: new blog post: strace Wow Much Syscall brendangregg.com/blog/2014-05-1… ” - Good read. Love the "Did you know?" section!

via Tweetbot for iOS

jogbert .@glenmaddern dumb.domains is giving me far too much pleasure (and distracting from work :-) )

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:23 PM, May 11th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@chrisridd He he, I guess the pit stops and tyre strategies might make it more exciting

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chrisridd

RasmusFihl ...at han sikkert ikke selv har fundet ud af det og at det kan ses på hans stil.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:10 AM, May 10th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

RasmusFihl Hørt på Tunnelbanen i Stockholm:
Ældre dame spørger yngre mand om han er bøsse. Han når ikke at svare før hun siger....

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:10 AM, May 10th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

chrisridd@AlsBoy: I swear to God this is the best placement of a bank logo I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/OR6Yb1DPLl” hot stuff for @AussieGrit

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:03 PM, May 8th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@ErDetSaftevand Det er i tilfældig rækkefølge, så de kommer vel til sidst

via web in reply to ErDetSaftevand

sadserver I had to rotate MySQL's slow query log again, it would save more space to only log the fast queries instead.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:21 PM, May 8th, 2014 via Hotot)

cliener Leaving Pixels Behind - Every reason why you should (and shouldn’t) be using SVGs on your sites. tmblr.co/ZhI9yt1F97UBf

via Tumblr (retweeted on 8:30 AM, May 7th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

coldfrontconf The ticket sale has begun!

coldfrontconf.com

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:22 AM, May 6th, 2014 via Hotot)

mrgnrdrck How To Keep Your Best Programmers pocket.co/sHzPM

via iOS (retweeted on 9:03 AM, May 6th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@Roerbye Det bliver lidt sværere, vi har ikke nogle lamper der lyser sort :p

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Roerbye

ProfWoodward A sad sign of our times pic.twitter.com/MG9Fu7hOZS

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:55 AM, May 5th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

lhawthorn The 1st ever Copenhagen Meetup is on 13 May. Hear from @spinscale, @karmiq & @FalconSocial. Reg now: bit.ly/Rhue14

via web (retweeted on 11:09 PM, May 4th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

CPHTowers .@2014crusaders We are on our way! pic.twitter.com/fhSnqmailx

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:37 PM, May 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Going for Confit de Canard sandwich for lunch! (@ Ma Poule) 4sq.com/1mgsX4g

via foursquare from Copenhagen

KevinMagnussen Legend. pic.twitter.com/m6WQWZ6uHO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:56 AM, May 1st, 2014 via Hotot)

FalconSocial Falcon Social is looking for a Designer in Copenhagen - falconsocial.com/jobs/ux-design… Join us!

via Falcon Social Media Management (retweeted on 7:38 AM, May 1st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)