The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

May 2015

Hey, I know that guy on the left with the glasses! flickr.com/photos/oreilly…

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brucel Ensuring a performant web for the next billion people - my talk from yesterday youtube.com/watch?v=BHO70H…

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Perhaps I should visit the @CrossFitGames Regionals tomorrow to cheer on @aegidius52, in his fight to go to the CrossFit Games again

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@Rob_Scotland That’s probably the only positive point from today’s game :/

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@Roerbye <— This guy, men det viste du jo allerede :)

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@Rob_Scotland I’m sorry, but manning the game clock and writing live updates are both full time jobs, and there was only me to do both today

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pornelski Everybody, please avoid @sourceforge! The faster it dies, the less damage it'll do going down. twitter.com/lgworld/status…

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Status: Wearing a "You are what you listen to" t-shirt while listening to the band "The Whitest Boy Alive" :>

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kevinrose Silicon Valley dances around failure. It's how we learn/improve. Digg was a failure, Path was a failure. Embrace it and try again, ya know?

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I am starting to get a good collection going, even though there’s a hole in it pic.twitter.com/32NJJGoIcW

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@jogbert I have the feeling companies who really want me would find my email address somewhere (ie. public Git commit logs)

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@jogbert For me Linked In is just meaningless connections and even more meaningless recruiters + some scary harvesting of potential friends

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@jogbert Now I wonder if I should just delete my Linked In profile, I don’t feel like I gain anything from it…

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@jogbert […] times while trying to find people for the positions she was trying to fill and thigh it would be a good idea

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@jogbert I got an invite to connect on Linked In with a recruiter the other day. Apparently she had come across my profile multiple […]

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sadoperator You built an app, put it in a container, deployed to prod, all without talking to Ops

But now that it has security issues, it's my problem?

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@jogbert But you will never know if you don’t ask!

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@jogbert But what if he could teach you something new?

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@brendangregg Any chance of you attending the Amsterdam version of Velocity as well? :p

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@jospint Did they say anything interesting?

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Beer Festival 2015! (@ Lokomotivværkstedet in København, Hovedstaden) swarmapp.com/c/7nBLItH5cb9

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@jogbert Yeah, just kidding. It's like we have Copenhagen and Greater Copenhagen here, the latter is a much bigger area with all the suburbs

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@jogbert According to Google Maps, there’s a “Brick Lane” in the area called “City of London” :P

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Hmm, 85mm ƒ/1.2 for cheap. It would be a fun lens to have: zyoptics.net/product/mitako…

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@jchillerup Er det ikke sådan noget man skal betale firmaer for, som foretager meningsmålingerne?

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anddoutoi Stop what you are doing and go and read baldurbjarnason.com/notes/media-we… now!

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@kevinsimper @ksmandersen Never understood why somebody felt there was a need for a new meetup group in that area, isn’t @copenhagenjs fine?

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It turns out there is an API call to search across streams, it's just so new it's not in the awscli yet: docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonCloudWat…

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It's almost impossible to find the log line which contains the 1 in a 1000 error occurence when you can't search across streams

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I have to say, having worked with the last couple of days, the worst part of the experience is Cloudwatch Logs :(

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This is incredibly geeky but also incredibly cool - Sweet Home Alabama played with tesla coils: youtu.be/bbLshnfu0wY

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@Rob_Scotland Okay, that’s good to hear. I might know who has those nimble fingers :)

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@Rob_Scotland Don’t you have a more important sport to follow right now? ;)

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@morgenthaler Jeg var positivt overrasket over at Fakta havde åbent i dag

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Phew, we have no fussball table yet at the new @FalconSocial office, so we instead went for a proper football game !

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@_munter_ @mafintosh He's on the NodeConf OneShot schedule for Saturday ;) oslo.nodeconf.com

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SSJ_LFPoliti Politiet søger it-ingeniører til at styrke efterforskningen af cyber crime. Læs mere om stillingerne her: goo.gl/KaJsMX

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evaferreira92 . @FirefoxDevTools 40 brings easier access to MDN information! Just Right click :D pic.twitter.com/dLAvOGCy1S

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_munter_ Post meetup beer fluid dynamics experiment.

youtu.be/08icfesaaZI

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It sounds like JavaScript is getting more up to speed with other languages with ES6

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@olleolleolle @mrgnrdrck Modtaget, de første folk er kommet og pizza skulle være på vej

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@chrisridd IANAL, but I guess it's something I have to look into when I got time

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copenhagenjs See you at our meetup tonight. Sign up if you want to win a free conference ticket for @AtTheFrontend lanyrd.com/2015/copenhage…

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@chrisridd For now I’ll just wait and see if he responds on the pull request. It is also visible to other people browsing to the repository

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@chrisridd Good question, I don’t really think it’s important enough for me to take any legal action, although it’s the GPL he’s using :P

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@cknvdk That’s also what I would think, that normal copyright applies

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@chrisridd And as long as my code is part of whatever he is licensing, I assume it’s no good

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@jogbert I made a pull request for him to remove it, since he hasn’t enabled issues on the repository: github.com/romanvm/xbmcst…

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@jogbert That’s what I thought. It’s not like it’s important code to my or anything, but I feel like I should make the guy aware of it

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My original repository is here, with no license: github.com/Tenzer/xbmcstu….
That can’t be legal, to put somebody else’s work under a license?

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It feels weird that somebody has taken some code I wrote years ago and put their own open source license on it:
github.com/romanvm/xbmcst…

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NSawards LIVE: @FalconSocial just won Startup of the year, Denmark!!!!! Congratulations and see you in Helsinki for the Grand Finale

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@lmdfalk Pokkers, det må betyde mit rumænske ikke er godt nok. Jeg må tilbage på skolebænken :(

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@auchenberg I would have hoped that was common knowledge, but the Internet fails at showing so :(

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@frazelledazzell Perhaps if we all report the account as a spammer, the account will be deleted?

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I just added support for Open Graph and Twitter cards on my website, so now it will look nifty if you share links to my blog ;)

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@gausby Is the office plastered with instructions on what to do and not to do, and is it being followed?

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@gausby Perhaps we should make a version of Joels test to check the state of an office environment?

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@gausby I wonder if “what do you do with dirty dishes?” could be a question at a job interview?

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@gausby I know for a fact that it’s everywhere else than the dishwasher, the same goes for empty bottles

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@gausby The toilet shouldn’t be where you bring your status fights, the toilet will just be clogged from all the shit being let out

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@gausby I would argue people who are too lazy to clean up the most basic stuff after them, probably also are too lazy to produce proper work

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@gausby My point is that it’s their own job… We don’t have dedicated “empty toilet roll remover” people hired

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@gausby But today I found 3(!) empty rolls in the bag with new ones. It must be more work to put them back in the bag than trashing them

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I just made my first AUR package for Arch Linux! RDD: aur.archlinux.org/packages/rdd-g…

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(A personal favorite)

I have almost worked at Falcon Social for 600 days and I have yet to figure out why some people here won't throw out empty toilet rolls

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@gausby That sounds like a reasonable procedure

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@gausby Well, you had not when I checked just before ;)

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@gausby I think you should make a pull request to revert that

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@Roerbye Jep, det er god humor på højt politisk plan

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billclinton Welcome to @twitter, @POTUS! One question: Does that username stay with the office?

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copenhagenjs Our next meetup is this thursday. We're still looking for speakers. Please contact us if you have a presentation, demo or question to ask

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@supertroels 1. Go to ascii.gallery/cowsay
2. Select 'dragon' as style
3. Enter '*BAAAAARF*' as the text
4. Click Generate

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@supertroels It also increases the risk of running: got vommit

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@supertroels Wouldn't it be more productive for you to alias "got" to "git"? Although, dragons are cool

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The APT repositories in eu-west-1 seems to be down. It's a good thing we don't use them... Oh wait!

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@jogbert Nah, it’s just a good way to say how old that technology is ;)

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@chrisridd As I see it, reinstalling my machine once a year in order to run TRIM (if necessary) isn’t that big a deal

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@chrisridd […] may not be the case, judging by this site: cindori.org/trim-enabler-a…. I think I’ll just leave it be, reinstall if disk is slow

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@chrisridd I kind of assumed it would just work, since Disk Utility recognised it as a SSD and Apple sells machines with SSDs, but that […]

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@chrisridd Yeah, paid around 700 DKK / 70 GBP for a 250 GB Crucial BX100 SSD. It’s fitted in a mid-2012 MBP which has an i7 CPU and 8 GB RAM

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Got the SSD upgrade to my MBP yesterday. It’s so fast compared to the old stock spinning rust and you can barely hear the machine running :)

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@JoniTrythall That’s awesome! Could you please send a copy to jeppe at tenzer.dk?

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My phone ran out of power at tonight’s festivities, but luckily I was out with a bunch of guys from @getvolt so a charger was near :)

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FalconSocial How one Falcon intern developed an algorithm now noted in an prestigious independent report: fal.cn/C5i pic.twitter.com/94bXsRtqjm

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Friday evening, at the park, enjoying the nice weather, with friends, balls, hotdogs and beer pic.twitter.com/abgefkGMC4

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@Roerbye Jeg tænkte faktisk på i går at vi skulle have en TowersMC konto, det kan både stå for Motorcykel Club men også Media Crew :)

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@Roerbye Jeg fik lige tjekket mit mail arkiv, den ældste mail jeg kunne finde omkring Towers media var fra maj 2011, så det var kort efter

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@Roerbye Kan det passe at du kun har været på Twitter lige så længe som Towers’ konto har? Så vidt jeg kan se blev begge oprettet april 2011

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@sevanjaniyan It’s the worst when people try to implement basic browser navigation features in JavaScript

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What the... Why is Ninja and Yo-Landi from Die Antwoord in this movie? imdb.com/title/tt182367…

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@jospint I assume you bring half a cake to work tomorrow? :P

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Apple and Microsoft use SHA-2 certificates and Opera just doesn't support HTTPS on their site

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I find it odd that the browser manufacturers are pushing to remove SHA-1 certificates from the web, yet still Google and Mozilla use them :>

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@frazelledazzell Try checking in, run to security, wait patiently to not cause any problems, then run to the gate where people are boarding

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@mafintosh Oh yes, that head shaking experience

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Okay guy with a jackhammer down stairs, we have heard you, you can stop now...

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@RasmusFihl De er jo ikke "rigtige" skate sko, men jeg kunne også forestille mig de er behagelige :)

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Mozilla Firefox 38 is out! Release notes: mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…

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@RasmusFihl Hvilke? Jeg tror mit største problem med skate sko er blevet deres mangel på stødabsorbering i sålen

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My feet are happy that I bought a pair of Adidas ZX 700 2.0 yesterday. They’re much more comfortable than skate shoes

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copenhagenjs Short notice: we're meeting at Falcon Social on Thursday, May 21st. That's next week, folks!

copenhagenjs.dk/2015/05/21/may…

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copenhagenjs Is there anyone in CPH who can host CopenhagenJS on short notice?

We're looking to have a meeting on May 21st

copenhagenjs.dk/about/

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@copenhagenjs Are you sure you don't mean the 18th of June? /cc @_munter_ @auchenberg

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nielsbjerg Hilarious, and all too accurate cbloomrants.blogspot.dk/2015/05/05-10-…

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@christianpanton @nikolajsonne Det er jeg med på, det var nu mere det med at man ikke kan få lokationen på en anycast IP via GeoIP lookups

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@nikolajsonne Tak for et godt program om overvågning i går! Dog kan det være du lige skal læse op på anycast: blog.cloudflare.com/a-brief-anycas… :)

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@vanjacosic Det er en cool guest appearance du lavede i DR 2 Tema's "Du bliver overvåget" i går! :)
dr.dk/tv/se/dr2-tema…

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Just ordered a SSD for my Macbook Pro. The good old HDD is just getting too slow. The i7 processor and 8 GB of RAM should be fine though

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@frazelledazzell Did you know that “ko” means cow in Danish?

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@jogbert Perhaps Denmark could be an alternative? Given that you won’t be driven mad by our language

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@chrisridd It never turns out the right way, does it?

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The bus driver asked through speakers if it was okay he stopped an extra minute at the next stop, as he was about to “pee his best pants” :)

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Offices with air conditioning shouldn’t have windows you can open

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@chrisridd There’s also the simpler Choco CPH :p

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@chrisridd New idea: ChoCopenhagen/Cho-copenhagen - Better? Worse?

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@frazelledazzell @DockerCon Does it involve scratching some music on the screen? Please let it involve scratching!

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If you don’t understand that a company needs to iterate instead on doing a complete rewrite, you shouldn’t complain about it

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At a meetup: A listener is arguing against the speaker and the technical decisions made in the code 5 years ago, before the speaker joined

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@Tivoli Super, man kan jo ikke andet end at glæde sig når man har udsigt til den fra kontoret :) pic.twitter.com/yPGdwjUvhI

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Did a twelve year old come up with this product name? pic.twitter.com/OuACh1nKlE

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@Tivoli Hvornår er det forventet at Monsunen er klar til at køre igen?

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@chrisridd I registered a Tumblr blog with that name for now, I just need to figure out what points I should review on and a design

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@chrisridd Perhaps "Chocohagen" would be better?

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@chrisridd Wouldn't that sound like a OS X/iOS developer meetup group? (For people knowing Cocoa)

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I'm thinking of starting a single-topic blog with reviews of places to get hot chocolate in Copenhagen. How does "Hot Chopenlagen" sound? :P

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mattjay New favorite slide award goes to:
pic.twitter.com/aL2dhqG3TP

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@sarahmei @anddoutoi So you are saying Angular should die, as with PHP? I can back that thought

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@RasmusHolse @Roerbye Tak i lige måde! Det var hyggeligt som altid :)

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We have entered the month of May, which should mean that I can expect to receive my Pebble Time to show up any day now :)

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The view from the top of the new @FalconSocial office is not too shabby :) pic.twitter.com/RBIaguIE6P

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McLarenF1 21 years ago, the racing world lost the heroic and brilliant Ayrton Senna. pic.twitter.com/nuoX7YNBWh

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I pretty much just saw this guy on the metro, but with a “YOLO” cap :/ pic.twitter.com/aUgf9s5xF5

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@frazelledazzell @fivetanley I have combined the power of FPM and Docker so it’s easier to build all sorts of pkgs: github.com/FalconSocial/b…

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