The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

June 2015

@royrapoport @brendangregg It sounds like everything you could wish for in a workplace. You don't have plans for an office in Denmark? ;)

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evankirstel Why are talented people so busy? pic.twitter.com/eZktdMgI0Z

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@jogbert Is ~1.000 km a safe enough distance, or should I flee into Sweden?

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RT @kosamari: Yey quick sort scarf is done! I always wanted to mix 2 of my favorites - datavis & knit! Image generated by d3.js

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@_munter_ It is of course not fool proof, but could probably mitigate the problem?

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@_munter_ Perhaps you could check the file size on every hit. If it’s different from the cached version, you know it’s changed

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@_munter_ Neat, where can you get those? :)

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Depending on specs, that could be something for me :) twitter.com/rjek/status/61…

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chrislea What’s to Come After the Ruling on Gay Marriage chrislea.com/2015/06/26/wha…

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@danrot90 Soli does look interesting, but when would that be ready in a product? The Aria is possible to pre-order now

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+ It will be neat for presentations
+ 21st century tech
- I may look like a moron
- Shipment is a year away :/

kickstarter.com/projects/belfi…

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I have my feedback in the form of 4 pull requests so far :) twitter.com/RavenYeargin/s…

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@gausby @dyeralan @_polymetis_ So “you don’t call us, we call you” kind of deal?

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@gausby Couldn’t Lanyard be it? Or is that more for conferences than meetup groups?

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gausby .@Meetup is basically Experts Exchange of meet up sites. We all hope and wish for the Stack Overflow of meet up sites.

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@gausby I doubt it, but I don't know. I try to attend as few meetings as possible

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MaaS - Meetings as a Service :/

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ImprovEvery A series of epic surprises emerge from what appears to be a normal porta potty. Video: improveverywhere.com/2015/06/23/the… pic.twitter.com/To0fKnHWid

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@jogbert But don’t you have an easy way to fix the image? The sandbox image we use at Falcon is fully configured through Ansible

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@jogbert That’s good to hear. It’s also an incitement to reinstall the old systems :D

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@jogbert I kind of see it as a problem when one person customize the common servers to suit them, and then spoil it for the colleagues

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@jogbert Otherwise I would just be crippled when I work on the servers, unless I have the same alias and config

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@jogbert I just use bash. It’s nice to use the same on my local machine as on servers, instead of customize the local environment too much

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@jogbert Just stuff I’m used to working in bash, tab completion being one of them :)

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@jogbert Ah, I’ve just learned it to be a broken shell on the pfSense router at the office when I have to SSH to it ;)

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@jogbert ctrl-d? Which systems use that? Wouldn’t it just log you out?

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@jogbert That’s just an entirely different problem. Why do people take a job when they would have to rely on tips to get a proper pay?

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@jogbert Me neither, and I don’t remember France as being a place where they ask for tips the times I’ve been there previously

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@jogbert So I see that as fine enough, although it’s months since I installed the OS on the server, and I did it manually…

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@jogbert Well, they made the ticket to let me know any RAID 1 I may have created with the RAID controller wasn’t working due to the firmware

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@jogbert Yeah, I don’t really get their response to my tweet either, don’t know if you’ve seen it?

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So apparently @online_fr asks for tips for their supporters, even though this ticket was created by them originally pic.twitter.com/X8fiU8I9iI

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You have to watch it in the iOS or Android Youtube app for it to work though

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I was just spinning around on my office chair to this. 360 degree view of a lap around the Le Mans curcuit: youtube.com/watch?v=LD4XfM…

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talideon "Just Wear Headphones": mattblodgett.com/2015/06/just-w… <- Sums up everything I hate about open plan offices and being *forced* to wear headphones.

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@integralist Have you thought about IRC instead? It's tried and tested technology for years. Just a matter of finding a good client for it

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Got a good drive in on the MC today, 170 km in total. The route I drove is plotted in here, if it's of interest: mappedometer.com/?maproute=4369… :)

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@jogbert I love the picture with the bus, light trails can be so pretty: flickr.com/photos/tenzer/… :)

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@bradfitz @united @sevanjaniyan Doesn't that mean Google should enable Strict Transport Policy as fast as possible?

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cjno Chrome (and chromium) wiretaps you. Fucking ridiculous, but I'm not sure why I expected anything else from Google privateinternetaccess.com/blog/2015/06/g…

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mrgnrdrck Selfie Stick — youtube.com/watch?v=Nj-Car…

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. @thelopoco does a great job at capturing some of the unique Copenhagen sights and reproduce them in digital form at lopoco.tumblr.com

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@JZdziarski @nielsbjerg I have previously helped at getting a colleague random files at interval on the desktop via cron. Good fun :)

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chrislea The closest I'll ever get to hearing actual angels sing is the sound when a meeting gets cancelled.

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@jogbert Not bad, but the resolution is a bit bad in today's retina times ;)

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Still new to WeeChat, but I love its features. Ie. only show join/leave messages from users who spoke recently: weechat.org/files/doc/weec…

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eastdakota Important issue: @EFF, @CloudFlare Ask Federal Court Not to Force Internet Companies to Become the IP Police eff.org/deeplinks/2015…

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@moltke Det var også underligt første gang øst-Europa slog sig sammen og slog “os andre” til MGP første gang

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@razorsamson @gausby We need a ban on citrus in koldskaal! Perhaps koldskaalconf could be used to establish a law proposal?

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@gausby How did you become the prime minister?

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Pretty random username - from an sshd log file:

sshd[3999]: Invalid user somesecguy from 104.243.24.211

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WalterStephanie A Practical Guide to SVG on the web: size reduction, implementation, animations, responsive, etc. svgontheweb.com

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@thomasbovith @jchillerup Og en bøvselyd hver gang nogle siger “tæt løb”, please!

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The Danish election is tomorrow and there's not really any of the two prime minister candidates that I like a whole lot :/

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@jospint Have a nice trip and bring some of the sun back to us!

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There's nothing like starting out the day with a good round of drum 'n bass courtesy of @F_U_K_T :)

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@grafana @raintanksaas Two beers in a 1 hour 40 minutes period? That's weak! :P

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Looking forward to them, I've been quite envious of the people who went to ! twitter.com/Monitorama/sta…

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gausby LinkedIn shows me what it feels like to be a girl on a dating site—Tons of unsolicited messages from people who haven’t even read my profile

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@gausby @auchenberg Ah, he deleted the tweet again. This is what I see in my Twitter client: pic.twitter.com/OhSbwlVAmg

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@gausby You forgot to check his previous tweet ;)

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auchenberg Urban Explorer Finds Lonely Remains Of The Soviet Space Shuttle Program. unilad.co.uk/crazy/urban-ex…

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@gausby 13.000 kr/month for a 1 bedroom apartment? I wonder which area of the city they were looking at

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Phew, I think the talk went okay considering my preparation time, and also got a couple of positive feedbacks after it

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Time to enter slide-creation-mode. I'm going to give a quick intro to Go for colleagues in an hour

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@morgenthaler ? Foregår der noget specielt i dag som jeg ikke har hørt noget om? :>

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@copenhagenjs @_munter_ @kevinsimper @mrgnrdrck Jeg har lige set at næste meetup er på valgdagen. Kunne det være grund til at udskyde det?

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tgrall map reduce explained - thx Dave Chapell pic.twitter.com/05FUyJBL3w

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@jogbert goimports + GoSublime seems like great additions to my development flow, thanks :)

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sadserver I would offer to buy you a beer, but frankly, I've seen your code.

I think you've had enough.

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@jogbert Uh! It doesn't seem to help with unused variables though :/

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@laszlocph I think the “keep up” part is for you :) pic.twitter.com/pqTTJeg57k

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I wish "go run" had a flag that would ignore unused imports and variables for development purposes :/

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@morgenthaler Og du har ikke i udsigt at overtage hunden?

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Nonapeptide Whenever I see install instructions that start with curling a file into bash. pic.twitter.com/0sw5iJPopq

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Watched Interstella 5555 tonight. It’s impressive how the movie basically has no sound besides Daft Punk’s music and how that works

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@kevinsimper Ah, I thought you wanted to get rid of Javascript, perhaps Piwik can do that? piwik.org

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@kevinsimper So a setup like CloudFlare where they proxy the requests to you and capture stats?

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@kevinsimper The biggest limitation of that is the amount of information you can get directly on the server

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@jogbert They should probably learn to not ask the questions they don’t want to hear the answers to :)

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@jogbert Besides, gevent doesn’t scale across cores :/

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@jogbert I think the biggest problem is that it’s not a 1st level item in the language, and that just makes it clumsy to use

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@jogbert My biggest motivator is concurrency, which Python doesn’t fare that well with - and then the simple deployments (scp! :))

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@jogbert I know, I’m trying to find the time and the right projects to become more fluent in it, but it’s proving to be difficult for me

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The slightly commented code is here: gist.github.com/Tenzer/6213c63…
Let me know if I do anything stupid, I'm trying to learn :)

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Concurrency is so easy in Go. I have made a script with rate and concurrency limits and safe shutdown that waits for completion of jobs

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@morgenthaler Kan vores wifi ikke række? Men cool, jeg tror jeg venter til efter frokost, der kommer sikkert folk og spiser inden længe

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@morgenthaler Er der plads til flere deroppe? Jeg kunne godt overveje at joine eftersom der er en byggeplads ved siden af mit skrivebord

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Really funny and I agree about the lack of ringtones, they should all be gone! twitter.com/Oatmeal/status…

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@sevanjaniyan All of them! Also any desktop PCs you have lying around

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@morgenthaler De ser skarpt ud til dig, ikke dårligt :)

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@frazelledazzell Are you then actually standing up when you are writing that?

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Watched my first full race of the season today - not really worth it, although there were many overtakings the race was rather dull

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@chrisridd I wonder if he has a Ctrl, Alt and Delete button on his steering wheel

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@oneshotoslo @mafintosh In case it's of interest I made a guide on setting up a Docker Registry that is not in Docker
tenzer.dk/guide-private-…

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dakami OH: "We used to leak kilobytes, then megs, then even gigs. Now, we leak EC2 instances. Someday, we'll leak entire datacenters."

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@benregn I have also tried to help out a bit with bug fixes: github.com/DTVD/rainbowst…

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@benregn It sure is, I have been using it for a while and like it :)

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Progressive house at its best: Floating Points - Nuits Sonores soundcloud.com/floatingpoints…

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lindadong Just finished making a motion graphic using only Keynote, it’s *really* great for animation: lindadong.com/blog/keynotemo… pic.twitter.com/LYpB3vhn4R

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I hope to borrow an Android phone from a colleague to do the initial setup at work tomorrow, that’s what you got Android devs to, right? :)

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Received my Pebble Time today in the mail! Unfortunaly it’s mostly useless until the iOS app get out :/

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@morgenthaler Jeg fandt en DJ som spillede “guilty pleasures”. Det var fantastisk: Guns ‘n Roses, Nirvana, Pointer Sisters, Bryan Adams etc.

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@TueBlaedel @morgenthaler Jeg gik derhen med en hollænder og en islænding, de viste heller ikke hvor det var eller hvordan det udtales

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Security is at high priority in the new office, nobody shouldn’t be able to miss the emergency exit pic.twitter.com/5w2YMFhwL8

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@frazelledazzell I have to say I much prefer having a black screen when the machine is locked, but it’s a matter of taste :)

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Btw, I assume the package on the way is my Pebble Time \o/

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It would be cool if ’s solution with replying “SB” to an SMS to use delivery via @Swipbox actually worked… pic.twitter.com/O7Q41U8PtB

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auchenberg Damn, this Hola VPN is out of control. torrentfreak.com/hola-vpn-alrea…

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@madsbuchstage I actually fixed the upstream connection last night, so we are able to max that out to ~900 Mbit now, compared to the 80-90

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I can’t really complain about the internet speed at the new Falcon Social office - and this is on wifi pic.twitter.com/nC5NNPr9dv

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kevinrose Diggnation LIVE is coming back, one night only! kck.st/1RHEYjt

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FirefoxDevTools New performance tools in Firefox Developer Edition 40!

Waterfalls and flame graphs and call trees! Oh my!

hacks.mozilla.org/2015/06/new-pe…

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@chrisridd I'm not trying to defend Toyota, but do we know if other manufacturers are any better?

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alexzamfir90 View from the new Falcon Social Office. Hold on to your seats :) instagram.com/p/3Yuj0MDsTo/

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harryhenrysmall YOU CANT EMAIL COFFEE EITHER. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS pic.twitter.com/8wsnUX0MZC

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