The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

July 2015

I’m contemplating going bald/very short haired after two colleagues today told me I should do it. It’s also something I’ve considered before

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Wohoo! Tickets, flight and hotel ordered for @velocityconf Europe!

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@chrisridd @jogbert I assume the protocol is way worse than the experience in Java, and people simply gave up before having a finished thing

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@jogbert @chrisridd Congratulations! I assume you went for the Celeron one?

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@velocityconf I can't seem to pick a 9:00-11:00 tutorial the same time as a 11:30-13:00 tutorial when signing up for the EU conference :(

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I am trying out QTerminal for a day, after Konsole has had stability problems for a while: github.com/qterminal/qter…

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@complex @sevanjaniyan It does at least not have somebody else’s name on it

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now has CloudWatch metrics for the size of an bucket! No more traversing and summing sizes together: aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/amaz…

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@pahudnet But the service sending requests to the ELB should retry in case of failure, whether that being Nginx, HAProxy or whatever

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@pahudnet It will give me decoupling with an ELB, while not sacrificing much performance (one extra hop on localhost)

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@pahudnet I think I rather would install something on the Nginx server which can handle ELB connections correctly and then pass through that

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@pahudnet I just checked quickly, and I can't find a way to provide a variable to an upstream group either

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@pahudnet Hmm, I wonder if you could use the same trick in an "upstream" block with keep alive enabled?

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@chrisridd On Twitter I don’t read most of what I write… There’s too much crap in between

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@iamashley It could of course also be a pushy way of getting people to sign up for the newsletter, but I think you are better than that ;)

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@iamashley FYI, I can’t see the close button on the newsletter pop-up on your site. Safari on an iPhone 5 pic.twitter.com/4FuzIkwUxx

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@jogbert If only you had a three way mirror...

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Okay Twitter Analytics, I get that I'm not always that popular, but do you got to rub it in with 5 digit percentages? pic.twitter.com/sssBhDIW7H

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@anddoutoi @dustmop I feel like that should have been accompanied by a Lord of the Rings meme

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@dustmop @anddoutoi And by "project" you actually mean "work day"? :)

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Another nice video by @PlayerPianoVids! I love the design of the piano and chair youtube.com/watch?v=lID0A5…

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@Roland_LB For now I'm doing the analysis on my laptop in Docker containers, but I'm thinking of getting something more permanent set up

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@Roland_LB Nope, that's the latest version. Right now I'm just reading files directly from Logstash. I want to blog about that as well :)

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@mafintosh Correct, you will have to watch them yourselves. Alternatively you can make use of the GitHub API :)

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@mafintosh You can disable "Automatically watch repositories" here, it's not specific to organizations though: github.com/settings/notif…

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Current status: Analysing access logs with Logstash and Kibana :) pic.twitter.com/dg78PrIJQf

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@carnyc We run two Nginxes behind an ELB for full redundancy and configurability. The Nginxes then point to other ELBs and up streams

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@carnyc See the response I wrote on Reddit, it can’t fit in a tweet :)
reddit.com/r/aws/comments…

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@jogbert By now the post is gone from the front page, but it's been fun while it lasted :)

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@ibobrik @fullung Ah, I've seen that before. I think there's a difference in usecase though. ELB doesn't notify you when they change servers

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Just woke up and my blog post is still on the front page of Hacker News, with double points and comments since I went to bed! :o

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@randito I do enjoy figuring out why stuff works (or doesn’t work) as it does, instead of just trying random stuff till the problem is fixed

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@jeffbarr I blogged about using ELB as an upstream for Nginx, I don't know if that's "week in review" material? tenzer.dk/nginx-with-dyn…

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@fullung @ibobrik So you are saying you have a better way of doing it? Mind sharing? :)

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@randito Thank you! I enjoy writing it as well, it's just a matter of finding the right topic and time to do it :)

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@Roland_LB Thanks, I would like to do some more blogs/guides, it feels like a good way to give back to the open source community

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@Roland_LB I was actually thinking of doing that in the "aftermath" of the blog post, a slight bit of scripting and then Kibana graphs :)

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@jogbert But that's not possible for the "root" domain, ie. tenzer.dk in my case, which is what I would like to use for the site

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@jogbert I know that I can make DNS records myself in the interface, but it's just not the same as choosing your own provider, etc.

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@jogbert Sure, but I like to have full control of my DNS records, that's probably my biggest gripe about the product :/

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I am going to give up on my manual lookup of IP addresses from my websites access log. The amount of traffic is becoming too much for me :D

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And the blog post is currently number 18 on Hacker News! (I guess today is a low news day?) pic.twitter.com/QGT2cJWa9I

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Wohoo, I got a visitor from Brazil so I can cross off South America from the list. Now I just need a visitor from Antarctica...

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@jospint Indeed. Who says you can't overtake in Hungary? :)

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@chrisridd Considering their unfortunate qualifying, that's quite nicely done!

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@jogbert @chrisridd Judging by what Chris wrote, I probably had to use Windows to use the iLO: microsolarish.wordpress.com/2014/11/30/ini…

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@jogbert @chrisridd Well, it's Java. What do you expect? :D

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@jogbert @chrisridd Hmm, I think it used Java, but it's been a while since I used it so can't really remember :>

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@jogbert @chrisridd I doubt that will be a problem. I have been running VMs as well. Got SmartOS on mine for now

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@jogbert @chrisridd It of course differs what you want to use it for. I mostly use mine as a storage box and run a few services on it

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@jogbert @chrisridd Sure, it's a nice machine. I got the Celeron one. From benchmarks I couldn't justify paying extra for the Pentium

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That is not counting bots, only proper browser visits :)

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I enjoy looking at how my blog posts spread through the world after they go online. By now it's only missing South America and Antarctica

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neilhimself ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/r/36131 via @TheOnion

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@jogbert I read it like they attempt to say “open source aka cloud”, which makes no sense…

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@gausby @thorlarholm Jeg var også selv på vej hjem da jeg så dit tweet, men ja, du er velkommen til at kigge forbi

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voretaq7 I don't know where the world got this idea that sysadmins can't/don't write code, but seriously? STOP HIRING INCOMPETENT SYSADMINS.

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@gausby @thorlarholm That’s the one. Not really a fabulous place, but they have a couple of okay beers. You should have come by our office!

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I just dethroned @thorlarholm as the Mayor of The Scottish Pub on @swarmapp!
swarmapp.com/c/hdz9pFeHXE7 pic.twitter.com/IZ4Sd5gR1w

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@KevinMagnussen I guess you don't use the visor in the simulator? :)

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iOS apps has the worst changelogs. They are all like “improving stability” or “please enable auto updates for our app”. Come on, do better!

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@Erik_Benner @opensolaris @SolarisUsers * you’re. Other than that, I’m not a U.S. citizen, sorry

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bytemark What happened when we decided to hire new staff anonymously: blog.bytemark.co.uk/2015/07/23/ano… pic.twitter.com/turMmhDxcQ

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@revolize @chrisridd I’m an admin in our HipChat org, so I guess there’s not that much new to learn ;)

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@stevenklein @jogbert Hi. That would be really nice to have, at least the number of hits would be beneficial

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(A personal favorite)

"13 changed files with 101 additions and 1,544 deletions" - My way of improving stuff :)

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@jogbert Yeah, I guess... Unless they have a way of adding some javascript tracking to the page?

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KevinMagnussen My office for today. Gonna do some laps around Hungary and compare Jenson and Fernando's setups for P1. instagram.com/p/5eh1vMQO3h/

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I write that as I frantically refresh the @HipChat status page, to get a confirmation that they have problems right now

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If you have a status page for a service, you should probably track number of hits it gets. If it suddenly rises, there's probably a problem

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frazelledazzell I'll always side with the sysadmin vs. a developer because well if you've ever been a sysadmin you'd know and do the same

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@davsebamse Nu er det en firma telefon, så jeg tror lige jeg må høre en kollega ad om det er noget de har oplevet før, og hvad der kan gøres

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@davsebamse Spørgsmålet er bare om man overhovedet kan skifte det i en iPhone?

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Great, my iPhone 5 just died with 25% battery left. I plug in a cable and it get powered on; 26% battery left...

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@Rob_Scotland Oh, it’s been going on for the last month, at least :P

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@jchillerup @boycottdenmark Det ville have mere pondus hvis de også nægtede at købe varer fragtet af Maersk

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@jogbert I guess some foam that get "as hard" as concrete?

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@Rob_Scotland Why is that important to know? :) I follow people who I think write interesting tweets, not just people who follow me

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planetdebian Matthew Garrett: Your Ubuntu-based container image is probably a copyright violation: I wrote about Canonica... bit.ly/1I8bFzl

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I had to see @trevorpaglen's talk from CCC 2013 again about him uncovering the NSA and CIA secrets. Great stuff! media.ccc.de/browse/congres…

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caiobianchi1 What Happens When You Talk About Salaries at Google - Corporate culture can be so evil sometimes! :( wired.com/2015/07/happen…

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@jacobandresen Okay, Jimmy Wales siger ellers til min kollega at det nærmere er et socialt netværk pic.twitter.com/mhIhpChzyB

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@jacobandresen Har du fundet ud af hvad det er? Jeg kan ikke finde ud af om det er et socialt netværk eller et mobil selskab

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Just got the heat usage meters replaced at home. A job well done… Not pic.twitter.com/DsHDQv1ffM

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anddoutoi The risk of falling in the full stackoverflow dev trap is divided by the number of devs working together on a task. christianheilmann.com/2015/07/17/the…

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auchenberg 595.2 TB of data exposed on the Internet via publicly accessible MongoDB instances. blog.shodan.io/its-the-data-s…

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@jogbert I have previously used shopusa.com to get stuff from the U.S. which I otherwise couldn’t get across the Atlantic

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I should attempt to more small hardware hacks like this one: blog.eikeland.se/2015/07/20/cof…

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@anddoutoi But the user isn't on the site anyways - that's the point of the link. To lead the user some place else

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I think it’s time for the browsers to start ignoring the target=“_blank” attitude on links. Let the users decide when to open new windows

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bjorn_js No, I don't want to take a survey, subscribe now or accept your cookies policy. Show me the content.

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@frazelledazzell @davecheney I guess you could place some gold stars on it yourself if you wanted to :)

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@davecheney @frazelledazzell At Velocity EU last year, they also had a “Sparkly DevOps Princess” one

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It’s awesome to see @donttrythis walking around Comic Con with @Cmdr_Hadfield, dressed as astronauts from “2001”! youtu.be/hxRoK5LZa_A

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@jogbert If I am to get an Android phone again, I would only go for one of the models with the stock Android UI

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grafana Tell hubot to graph things from your Grafana dashboards! Quite awesome :)
github.com/stephenyeargin… pic.twitter.com/tC1N3FuFTQ

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jperkin New blog post, "Reducing RAM usage in pkgin". 383MB to 16MB thanks to DTrace and Memory Flame Graphs: perkin.org.uk/posts/reducing…

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@gausby Med undtagelse af citron er jeg enig

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@jchillerup @peterkofod Well, man kan vel altid stoppe donationen hvis man ikke syntes om det med tiden

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feliciaday Um, not going in, thanks. pic.twitter.com/btxXCFGecD

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@alexzamfir90 You should have joined the beer tasting we did on the rooftop then!

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@jchillerup Hvad handlede diskutionen om, hvis det altså kan være i et tweet?

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@gausby Og den er *med* æg og citron, ikke *uden*

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After 10 beers, ending off with a 12% barley wine seems like a good finish for the beer tasting. Feeling somewhat tipsy :)

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Rooftop beer tasting with colleagues. Not bad in the great weather :)

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copenhagenjs The next CopenhagenJS meetup is a barbecue, held together with Billy.dk! But only limited amount of tickets! copenhagenjs.dk

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I don’t mind the bus driver whistling along to Florence + The Machine - Sweet Nothing, if only it was because he knew the melody…

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@anddoutoi @jimmydivvy Or perhaps Pluto has leap seconds as well?

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@jimmydivvy @anddoutoi Except that New Horizon had a software glitch less than two weeks before the Pluto flyby ;)

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@_munter_ Pipe the list to: grep -v ‘pattern’
That should work

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emily_connolly Check out our latest short film . Which is also my first lead role :) youtube.com/watch?v=6znipZ…

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Darn it, I just found out HipChat has a D-Bus interface, but Spotify doesn't provide information about what I'm listening to right now :(

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MarkSchmidty BIG NEWS!! All versions of Flash are blocked by default in Firefox as of now. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/… pic.twitter.com/VRws3L0CBW

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@sadserver .war, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

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@jogbert I love that area at night, there's some good photo opportunities :) flickr.com/photos/tenzer/…

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@jogbert It looks like the weather could have been better, but perhaps it's not that bad if you go inside for a look

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@jogbert Nevermind, I have fixed it locally by tilting my laptop :D

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@jogbert Hmm, it looks different than I remember. A bit more vertical? ;)

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@TheLudd @npmjs Because their search engine isn't very good :/ Try node-modules.com instead

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@frazelledazzell The shocking part here is the Corona Light, right? As if a regular Corona tasted of anything

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classam Javascript developers are incredible at problem solving, unfortunately
cubedrone.com/comics/n/171

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It looks like it will be a battle between Tornado and Falcon for a Python REST API I'm going to make

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@chrisridd So little design, so many problems /o\

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_munter_ I blogged about accessibility, how we didn't do it right and what we learned from it at @Podio

blog.podio.com/2015/07/08/har…

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@kevinsimper I guess Docker Hub may be using multiple locations and the one closes to CircleCI is failing?

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gausby “Java is equal to pain driven development.”
@LeHoff

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Apparently “Boogie Wonderland” is a new song at this karaoke bar pic.twitter.com/Sk47T9y0cb

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"Fetched 38.8 MB in 30min 53s (20.9 kB/s)" - Brilliant speed in these times

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Status: Waiting for AWS's super slow Ubuntu mirror to hand me my packages :(

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AWS have made their own TLS implementation blogs.aws.amazon.com/security/post/…

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sadoperator nothing says "fuck you" quite like developers who aren't online for the after-hours deployment of their risky changes

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@auchenberg On my latest blog redesign I opted for not having comments on the blog, I would rather use Twitter or HN

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After a weekend with 30 degree days, it’s nice to smell the summer rain this evening, and hopefully get a drop in humidity

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What the hell? It apparently takes an hour to install the updates after they were downloaded pic.twitter.com/XgLsEWRv1p

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Bought myself a TomTom Rider 400 GPS today, the initial updates to the unit is 5+ GB :o

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While it's probably cool to say I have worked in 4 different programming languages the last two days, it can also get confusing at times :P

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RT @jpetazzo: At @capgemini, talking about #DevOps and @docker. Just heard "You build it, you run it!"

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@chrisridd @bcantrill I have the videos on my todo list of things to watch, as well as videos from Monitorama :)

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You also have a problem with showing the same message twice pic.twitter.com/WSaq1PPOjt

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@codinghorror @jogbert I would also have wished that I started using Linux/Unix on the desktop way earlier. There’s much to gain from that

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@auchenberg Couldn't you come up with a longer title for the post? ;)
Anyways, super cool project!

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fitchitis Systemd and timekeeping. Well, that escalated quickly. github.com/systemd/system…

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On top of that many plugins either never or very rarely update their change logs, or they are just very incomplete

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The eco system is broken. I updated one plugin from version 1.35 to 1.35.1 and that broke another plugin...

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sadserver that extra second was completely pointless

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Probably the best (and most positive) way to start a day pic.twitter.com/ckZY8ufjQV

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