The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

August 2015

iamashley People don’t start pizza shops to compete with Dominos. They start them because they love pizza. warpspire.com/posts/million-…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:00 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

@auchenberg @Skattefar I assume they spent on their development resources on systems that actually never got to work

via Twitter Web Client in reply to auchenberg

snookca Do I get different weather if I’m a male or female? pic.twitter.com/nehevw7Hkh

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

@aluferov That game certainly looks strange, but I wouldn’t call it creepy as with the Sonic one

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This has to be the most creepy computer game ever: youtu.be/NuT_amgLrO0

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Asked one of the fellows at Taphouse about @TaphouseWatcher tonight, which I think is good. Just need to announce is officially now

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@aluferov It turns out the light flickering at Taphouse is when a new beer is on tap :)

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@KLM I used the unsubscribe link in the mails. I get "No Subscriptions Found" when I try now, so perhaps there was a problem earlier?

via Rainbow Stream in reply to KLM

I have unsubscribed from @KLM's newsletter thrice and written to their support without response. What does it take to stop the mails?

via Rainbow Stream

@mrgnrdrck I like that they didn't bother to translate "Friday", as the only word :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mrgnrdrck

@jogbert At a previous job, we had a customer who randomly got thousands and new lines added to their start page. That doesn’t make it right

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@jogbert But also, 42 MB? That can’t be right!

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@jchillerup Det har jeg hørt før. Jeg tror primært det var nordjyske elever på efterskolen som kaldte det det, så vidt jeg husker

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Just to make it clear, I’m not claiming @aluferov is a weak drinker, we just have been testing with 17.5% stouts and 20.6% mead :P

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Testing a “new beer is on tap” notification service is a hard job, as @aluferov can properly witness :)

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(A personal favorite)

A little project I hacked together with @aluferov today :) twitter.com/TaphouseWatche…

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@auchenberg It "only" costs 679 DKK if you buy it along with the Macbook from apple.com :/

via Rainbow Stream in reply to auchenberg

A deep analysis of the male vs. female activity on Ashley Madison based on the data dump: gizmodo.com/almost-none-of…

via Rainbow Stream

Who would have thought listening to a solo bass guitar jam could be so soothing? youtube.com/watch?v=otUm7a…

via Rainbow Stream

If you can't wait that long, you can instead download the zip file from github.com/Tenzer/plugin.…, and install it manually

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I got my "NFL Teams" @KodiTV addon updated so all teams should be working again. Update should be repositories soon, hopefully

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@patrikjensen Nope, in some code for a NFL teams website ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to patrikjensen

Somebody is not that pleased with IE: pic.twitter.com/72tQ0i37CP

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@KevinMagnussen I'm not a big fan of the wing going over the nose at the front, but otherwise it's pretty

via Rainbow Stream in reply to KevinMagnussen

FiloSottile Here's how to build shared libraries in Go to import them as Python modules—as promised! blog.filippo.io/building-pytho… pic.twitter.com/21ylIYGT7v

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@alexzamfir90 A "tiny city" with a population of only 900.000+ people? ;)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to alexzamfir90

@TheLudd I guess “node version manager” matches a whole lot of more searches than “ny” does. That may not be the entire reason though

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kanYeBreast pressure cookers ain't for everybody pic.twitter.com/6871xXZl1g

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

bsdphk This is how normal human beings have to go through to defend their privacy these days: fix10.isleaked.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

sadoperator how do you DDoS a DVCS?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

_munter_ Did you know that yeoman.io has been built using @assetgraph for the last month? Try assetgraph-builder or grunt-reduce yourself. +@yeoman

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

"Performance tuning without measuring is not tuning: it's voodoo." - blather.michaelwlucas.com/archives/2442

via Rainbow Stream

@TheLudd Previously China (in some form) attacked GitHub to force it to remove a repository which they didn't like

via Rainbow Stream in reply to TheLudd

@jogbert What is it doing? Recompiling the apps?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jogbert

bcrypt New blog post: creating security vulnerabilities using javascript minifiers. zyan.scripts.mit.edu/blog/backdoori…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@chrisridd It's only a "brew install watch" away, otherwise a simple bash loop can also do it for you

via Rainbow Stream in reply to chrisridd

@chrisridd Do you know of the "watch" command? :)

via Rainbow Stream in reply to chrisridd

@Rob_Scotland Sometimes it can work as a passive aggressive way of informing people that they are annoying by letting them read it ;)

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morgenthaler “You know they’re here, but you just jolly well can’t find them” youtube.com/watch?v=HRu7W9…

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Aug 21st, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@TheLudd It might as well have been, but in this case it seems to be this: areaaperta.com/nicescroll/

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to TheLudd

TheLudd @Tenzer Is this the project that let you down? zweig.co/jankyscroll/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Aug 21st, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

It's over a year ago since I last ranted about it: Web developers, stop implementing your own scroll bars and logic, let the browser do that

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I know of no better way to wind down after a long work day, than to listen to @tinadico

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@jogbert And the Windows license is apparently already expired

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An update on the phone situation: didn’t charge it last night, still at 16% and going strong!

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Clocked 40 hours of work so far this week, perhaps it’s time for me to set a date for some vacation?
We’re hiring btw fal.cn/jobs

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grafana New Grafana article: How to integrate Hubot with Grafana: Install, config and commands guide! docs.grafana.org/tutorials/hubo… pic.twitter.com/gyUbvzLmX7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

je5perl Two Danes were arrested today for creating a website with a description of software. Literally "illegal knowledge".

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:46 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Rainbow Stream)

@chrisridd And what a ride it has been! Happy birthday :)

via Rainbow Stream in reply to chrisridd

patrikjensen Sometimes it get dizzy with all the talk about changing and redefining. What about solidifying and improve what you currently got?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@jogbert Oh wait. It says there’s 4.2 million results but then at the same time the search couldn’t be performed

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jogbert

@jogbert Have they fixed it? I get no results

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@jchillerup Jeg har en god stak af mine til at ligge hos forældrene, jeg bruger dem alligevel aldrig efter de er digitaliseret

via Rainbow Stream in reply to jchillerup

Got my flaky iPhone 5 replaced with a 5s today. Hopefully it can hold battery better

via Rainbow Stream

Gotta love your hairdresser talking about going to a role play event and be “chanting as shit”

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I can only assume they have a release notes store writer hired to write that for them

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I’m a fan of good release notes, and boy @tumblr delivers pic.twitter.com/FxNGOKHAbQ

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@mrgnrdrck I don’t want to use a transpiler, I would rather learn the language or find another. I for the most part live with JS’s quirks

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to mrgnrdrck

@mrgnrdrck With my limited ES6 experience, it definitely makes it nicer to write, coming from Python

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@Rob_Scotland Possibly. I was mostly arguing the “only Copenhagen summer” part

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@Rob_Scotland Hygge also exists in other places around Denmark, and I think especially at christmas :)

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@Roerbye @RzrbckDK De har spillet hjemme i dag imod Stallions hvertfald, men det kommer vel an på hvad der blev sagt i spottet

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Roerbye

@Roerbye @RzrbckDK Det er vel så lidt dumt det kommer når kampen er spillet?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Roerbye

flocto @golang 1.5 will allow calling Go code from C; time to start working on @collectd plugins in Go: github.com/octo/go-collec… — Feedback wanted!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Aug 15th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@davsebamse Jep, det er bare lidt fjollet når telefonen ikke engang er 2 år gammel endnu

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A new record. My phone just died with 67% “remaining”

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@jogbert Horaaay for Chromium which doesn’t have that feature!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jogbert

Watching the stream, RS-25 rocket engine test coming up in ~15 minutes: ustream.tv/NASAHDTV !

via Tweetbot for Mac

urbandata What 200 people traveling in your city by bus, bike, car looks like: twitter.com/thehappycity/s… pic.twitter.com/dZkq5lPPUG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 AM, Aug 13th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@mrgnrdrck I have previously used tiny, it's not really maintained much but is somewhat easy to use: npmjs.com/package/tiny

via Rainbow Stream in reply to mrgnrdrck

pmakholm The correct analogy would be to attempt to pick the lock installed in my own front door.

blogs.oracle.com/maryanndavidso… pic.twitter.com/rpniR6xxGp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Aug 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Twitter, how many times do I have to say "No" before you get it? pic.twitter.com/kEd78NDt2b

via Twitter Web Client

@_tessr @mrgnrdrck If you have a new enough tar version, it will automatically detect the file ending, meaning you don’t have to include ‘z’

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My bus driver this morning is way too excited about “Sweet dreams are made of this” on the radio - and is unfortunately not a good singer :(

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@gausby Jeg beklager jeg ikke fik svaret tilbage, som du måske kunne se på mit tweet var jeg lettere bedugget på det tidspunkt :/

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to gausby

@gausby That doesn’t sound like a Gullega at all. Perhaps you should join @FalconSocial instead?

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If a request already have more than 5 people saying "+1", then you probably don't have to do it, even though you agree it's a good idea

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@anddoutoi It’s coming. I just didn’t have any good lighting for it last night

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Wow, that looks quite creepy - but it’s cool at the same time! twitter.com/TeslaMotors/st…

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@jogbert But isn’t that supposed to be bad for the types of batteries used these days? I charge my phone fully every night, that may be it

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My iPhone 5 reached a new low today, by dying when there was “only” 45% battery left… It’s not even 2 years old yet

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Quite nice, perhaps I should use Chrome more on my iPhone: littlebigdetails.com/post/126012179…

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@Roerbye @GAFFA_DK @stellapolarisdk Jep, mit vandmærke er på billedet, men jeg står også i metadata for artiklen: gaffa.dk/nyhed/97997

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Roerbye

@Roerbye Muligvis, i går researchede jeg et par timer på hvad man evt. skal have a produkter, om man skal bruge skraber vs. trimmer, osv.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Roerbye

KoldskaalsConf Happy to announce that Eduardo Sorribas will be giving a talk about “Offline web apps!”

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Aug 6th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@hd_ng @LilaHickey @ssx Perhaps you can put Alicia Keys in the mix as well

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LilaHickey some valid reasons to interrupt a dev w/ headphones on:

1. the building is on fire
2. the server is on fire
3. the release is on fire

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@benregn @googlemaps A supermarket in the middle of the train tracks, nonetheless...

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mafintosh New relevant module, github.com/mafintosh/are-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@StephenMerchant I guess it's kind of like having commercials before the Super Bowl commercials?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to StephenMerchant

isisAnchalee medium.com/@isisAnchalee/…

I have never really used Twitter before, but I suppose I should post this here too :P

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Aug 4th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@jchillerup Måske nogle pårørende som er logget ind for at opdatere status på personen? Men ja, det er bestemt ubehageligt

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jchillerup

@nicolaj_com @auchenberg The screenshot says Tele Danmark, but it could probably also be Yousee

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@jogbert Have you never heard of "Don't fix what ain't broken"? Or is that the machine that had the failing disks you tweeted about?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jogbert

@anddoutoi It’s also going to be more practical, so my hair doesn’t look like shift after riding the motorcycle ;)

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