The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

March 2016

grafana Check out the new features of Grafana 3.0 and learn about Grafana.net! grafana.org/blog/2016/03/3…

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@BeardLikeAJedi I'll set out to get myself a Scottish accent then

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@gausby I am contemplating if I should work up a Scottish accent, it may work better than whatever accent I currently have

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@laszlocph Since it's done from the government I consider it more as a "Welcome to the UK" bonus ;)

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@laszlocph Called the tax authorities just to be sure, all is well and good. So... pic.twitter.com/Z5DnXJcyt2

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@beezly Like "dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda"?

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I wonder if British people with an accent have the same amount of problems with the automatic dictation phone menus as I have...

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@laszlocph I was rather surprised to see I had to pay less than £50 taxes for two months salary, I guess it's somewhat lucky timing

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@auchenberg because the tax year changes in the beginning of April, and my pay so far is within the tax free allowance :)

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@auchenberg Don't really know yet, it doesn't seem that different to me.
Also, I'm not paying taxes for my first 2 months salary [...]

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Tried to calculate what I should get in salary in the UK for the first time and got within £1.58 of what the payslip say. Close enough to me

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@saljam_ I would like to see a small drone attempting to lift a boiler to your place :)

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Logged into video meeting with our SF colleagues. They were talking about cereal and if lasek machines say *pew* *pew* ...

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@jgrahamc Or use the universal "There's no place like localhost"

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@eastdakota An upside is that developers learn to make horizontally scalable applications

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@jospint That's just bizarre. It reminds me of TP around Christmas where they also added your avatar to some animation or something

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jospint I just received the best recruiting email in history :D pic.twitter.com/FlB6rLVX9a

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@jogbert I haven't really found anything that justified me moving off Flickr, and the cost is only £1.5 per month anyways

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@Benjojo12 Countdown surely only give the contestants uppercase letters to pick from :)

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@Benjojo12 After I left I remembered that you can configure Tesseract to only find characters in a specific range. That could avoid P = F"

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@mattbostock Can you use it as a time source as well? :)

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@cpetasjje A tip: WASD work for the same things as the arrow keys. That means you can hit twice as fast by tapping with both hands ;)

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I enjoyed my visit to @I_W_M London today, learned lots about WW1 and enjoyed the talks about the T-34 tank and V-1s and V-2s!

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It's time to get another museum crossed off the list @ Imperial War Museum London instagram.com/p/BDfv_9AND7z/

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emma_c_williams Shout out for staff at all our British henge sites, who work through the night to move the stones forward by an hour pic.twitter.com/gs44yt8Lnx

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@gausby Exactly. It depends on what time constraints you have as well

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@gausby Uber seems like a good (although slightly expensive) option, unless you want to make 2-3 changes with public transport

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Photographers! Remember to set the clock on your camera, if you want it to
be correct after the daylight savings change

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@IamHerrEmil My biggest take away from that article, is probably that Denmark seems to be the only country who hasn't changed their flag

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@chrisridd I'm confused. Is that Android or Windows 10?

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Brilliant, somebody has scanned the internet for open VNC ports, and taken screenshots of any it has found: vncroulette.com

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@jogbert @Benjojo12 I would argue it also is a good thing they all change in the same direction...

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@IamHerrEmil Oh. I was actually also wondering about the lack of Greenland, Scotland, etc. But they must be represented via Denmark and UK

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@Benjojo12 Oh, didn't notice what time it was right now. It changes at 1 am: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_S…

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@Benjojo12 Isn't the time shift officially after midnight? I believe it normally is from 2 to 3 am in Denmark

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And if you are into flags (and design) this TED talk on city flags is really good and fun: ted.com/talks/roman_ma…

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Dannebrog - the flag of Denmark - wins the age game pretty confidently: flagstories.co/post/132213961…
Nice visualisation all around!

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@saljam_ Be aware that an hour passes quickly, when you have to put the clock an hour forwards ;)

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I would love to see where ended up in Melbourne if it wasn't for his first lap puncture. Think definitely in front of Palmer

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@sevanjaniyan SystemD, Upstart, SMF or whichever service manager you are making use of :)

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@sevanjaniyan I'm actually pretty sure Jenkins is the loser when it run out of memory, which Java programs are bound to do at some point :P

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@sevanjaniyan Meaning that users of Jenkins always loose?

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@jogbert @chrisridd I am trying to prove a point here! Also, that number is way to short to be a valid ICQ number :P

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@chrisridd @jogbert It's kind of the same with ICQ numbers, who can remember them now?

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Declined a homeless person money, responds with: "Don't worry, have a good night sir"

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I just noticed that they apparently don't consider 0 to be a number

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What? The "standard alphabet" which only consists of the letters A and B? pic.twitter.com/bzlbrOqufz

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Found it via a Google search for a path used on the broadband router we've got where I live :>

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I have a feeling it isn't intentional you can browse around this directory structure on @JamieOliverCom: jamieoliver.com/home/wp-conten…

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@MichaelsCloud @jogbert I can send you some extra mails to prove James' point, if that's of any help? :)

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@IamHerrEmil Ah, I guess there's also TweetDeck you could give a try: tweetdeck.twitter.com. Some people swear to it

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@IamHerrEmil I use @tweetbot, but the OS X Twitter app (in the app store) is also way better than their web client

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Pretty cool quick calculator for all sorts of units for OS X: numi.io

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@IamHerrEmil My best suggestion is to just not use the Twitter web interface. I have dismissed that box numerous times, but it's still there

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@sevanjaniyan I live in a shared flat and the current router and thus connection is in the room of one of the other tenants :/

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@sevanjaniyan But the high latency is also why I would like to get this made that I mentioned yesterday: twitter.com/Tenzer/status/…

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@sevanjaniyan Some Sky ADSL crap, I believe. 15/0.75 Mbit shared between three people, although I think the other two are sleeping now

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Having mtr and a shitty internet connection can give you some pretty colours: pic.twitter.com/fEW5D4R4xl

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He he, @jgrahamc hacked a regular bike light to flash "Here I come" in morse code :D

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It's time for @jgrahamc to do a Wednesday tech talk @CloudFlare - about microcontrollers! pic.twitter.com/9hQKJelqF7

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I am happy that I no longer handle the build system for website front-end projects on a day like today...

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Benjojo12 Todays deliveries: A plate of aluminium with the east coast of N America cut out of it. For a upcoming CF project! pic.twitter.com/UVfDhtWSuQ

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nielsbjerg The Zen of Python rings home so loud and clear that I think it should be called the Zen of programming: python.org/dev/peps/pep-0…

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@FiloSottile It doesn't get better when you read the reason for the problem in the first place: medium.com/@azerbike/i-ve…

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It would especially be nice to have when my latency to the nearest hop after the router is 500 ms+ and I don't know why...

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I should give termui a try and make a utility to show me current internet usage, parsed from router web interface: github.com/gizak/termui

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud I have an electric and acoustic bass, plus an acoustic guitar :P

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@MichaelsCloud @jogbert Technically you leave your kids behind every morning, this would be the same, you just leave it in the evening ;)

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@jogbert @sevanjaniyan To get packages which are more up to date than what Debian has? ;)

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@sevanjaniyan @jogbert The other is based on Debian, which is what we currently use anyways

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@jogbert @sevanjaniyan What about Debian GNU/kFreeBSD or is that project dead?

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@jogbert That's still around 20-25 pints of good beer?

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@jogbert @getmondo Drinks on you tomorrow! Oh wait, we already have that sorted out

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@sevanjaniyan Not that I know off. I am using scaling on the second monitor, that's probably the only "special" thing I am doing

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@sevanjaniyan Sorry, if I don't have a second monitor connected

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@sevanjaniyan Yes, I have tested out X11 and Inkscape also works - until I open a file - if I have a second monitor connected

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@sevanjaniyan It doesn't say anything (I think that's pretty default for using "open" pic.twitter.com/AwMCZRO8Eb

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.@jamesmulcahy It did not, but I found out it's due to my dual screen setup! When I have an external screen connected the window is gone :o

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[…] and whenever I open a SVG file the window disappears, nowhere to be found. I can only quit the program by then :/

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Inkscape on OS X is one of those things I still don't understand. Right now I can only open it with "open Inkscape.app" […]

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@MichaelsCloud It also seemed like yesterday was an extra high point, with the guitar playing and everything. Probably difficult to beat

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@gausby In London you can get a burgerrito - a burrito with the contents of a burger inside

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I hate landing pages which say nothing about what they are trying to be. Latest example: bot.me

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therealfitz The perfect illustration of everything wrong with the FBI's args in their case vs. Apple. @mmasnick @rklau @getconor pic.twitter.com/hvSELo4MLG

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud I'm sorry that I didn't set my own stopwatch for the walk, it's only runs I do that for :P

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud But I probably also have a tendency to walk faster than average when I'm not walking with other people

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud I think Google Fit only count the time you are actually moving, so any breaks and stops aren't included

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@MichaelsCloud I did 7.2 km in 1 hour and 50 minutes today. It was walking, while taking pictures, with a beer break along the way :)

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@KateAWhalen @virginmedia Isn't that an American thing or is that usual here in the UK? I've hear some horrible stories about it from the US

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Love wall writings - and good beer! :) @ The Rake instagram.com/p/BDL0n1StDwl/

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With the formula 1 race out of the way, it's time to go hunt for some good long exposure shots around London I recon

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@laszlocph @silentcrooner Sure, I get that the tweet length limit probably affected the message, which is also why I included the smiley

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I'm currently trying to find few extra things I can order from Deal Extreme to get free shipping, considering this: eud.dx.com/product/dolphi…

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@laszlocph It's not like people who work in an office doesn't have interests outside of work though :P

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I have made a script to help Homebrew Cask users be up to date and get rid of old versions of packages: gist.github.com/Tenzer/0b76ef1…

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@meldh @jgrahamc I guess "he" could count as well (if you include Canadian English)

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Customer to assistant in bank: "How are ya?"
Bank assistant: "Stressed"
and I thought people always replied with "alright" or "not too bad"

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@jogbert You could just give me access to do it myself :P

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@TapWaterloo That's also the most important part ;) I am looking forward to it

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@TapWaterloo You are still set for opening up tomorrow? :)

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@jchillerup Trist. Så må man sørge for aldrig at lytte til dårlig musik på Spotify :/

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@jchillerup Gad vide om der er en måde at be' Spotify om at glemme alt de ved, så man kan starte forfra?

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KevinMagnussen This is too good ????@RenaultSportF1lepic.twitter.com/6ARHyrJfMVARHyrJfMV

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@gausby Also, don't use Twitter's web client. It's horrible

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@crutchfieldj Didn't know it would be good for networking, perhaps I should try if out

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@saljam_ It's a good thing you almost have two weeks until you have to do it again, unless you let it stay at UTC

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@gausby I talked with one of the other coaches afterwards at the pub, he attended the Elixir meetups here. They are typically ~70 attendees

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codebar The award for best beer selection goes to @CloudFlare, thanks for having us tonight ???pic.twitter.com/YGaedlae15dlae15

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[...] I enjoyed it, and it was fun to give tips and feedback on another person's Python code, and seeing the joy of them learning new stuff

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Attended my first @codebar event tonight at @CloudFlare, and ended up being a coach sort of by coincidence, just because I was there [...]

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@beezly I don't get why that's the default on OS X either, it's horrible

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They were all edited with open source software as I was using Darktable (general editing) and Enfuse (HDR). May go back to Lightroom though

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@Roerbye Den kører ikke særligt hurtigt, én omgang tager 30 minutter

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@Roerbye Tak! Jeg er selv lidt overrasket over hvor god effekt jeg fik på det billede. Det er kun 30 sekunder, troede jeg skulle have mere

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The pictures I took yesterday evening are now on Flickr: flickr.com/photos/tenzer/…

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grittygrease Looking for an intern with C++, networking, crypto and browser experience for a cool summer project @CloudFlare. Contact me if interested.

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Took my camera for a walk around London around sunset. Now it's time to head home and see what I got out of it :)

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@jogbert @sevanjaniyan Perhaps it's due to services stopping in parallel, meaning this network is shut down before SSH can disconnect?

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@jogbert @sevanjaniyan I get that on Arch Linux with systemd as well, don't really care too much about it :P

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@aluferov Can't argue with that, Finnish is an impressive language :)

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Jesus loves me - a random man walking by me on the street just told me, and everybody else

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It's safe to say St. Patrick's Day is a bigger thing in London compared to Copenhagen - but I also expected that

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@jogbert Hah, I didn't really think of looking for that, but yes the use of frames is impressive by today's standards

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If you even is 1 day away, it's probably about time to get the website up: londonbowl.co.uk

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@aluferov Not bad! Here's some in Danish in case you want to compare, although this may be slightly more mainstream: youtube.com/watch?v=SRdFx7…

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@jogbert But are you able to access the calendar with that? I thought you needed to more regular type of application

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The best part about my parent coming on a visit this weekend, is possibly the fact that they brought my camera and motorcycle gear :D

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@jogbert I know, I heard about where he lives today!

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@jogbert It's not only people from that side of the office doing it though, @martystronguk was at it today :)

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mrgnrdrck Force push with care robots.thoughtbot.com/git-push-force…

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@TheLudd Haven't you seen these before? Air guns shooting foam bullets? pic.twitter.com/XifLyUyQT0

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You know it's Friday when you can hear the nerf guns going off in the office

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@epatryk Did you manage to get out of the country?

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@crutchfieldj That's not an odd text, it's a basic human need!

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@hitlistquiz jubilee diana prince son

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@hitlistquiz cockney accents accent beer ale

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@gausby Didn't mean it like that! Normally conferences have a hashtag, I would look for that if I wanted to hear what people were saying

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@gausby Don't they have a hashtag you can send that to?

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I still have some things to learn about DNSSEC :/ twitter.com/jgrahamc/statu…

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@MichaelsCloud @thedanigrant I am sensing you would feel at home in Lisp with all those parentheses

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@phn1x @shortxstack It's the same with doors which must be locked or closed at all times

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@MichaelsCloud And Noah's Ark is also out of service, I assume?

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@MoOx @anddoutoi If only "npm test" failed with a non-0 exit value when there were no tests...

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opbeat ???? Building distributed offline websites ejs @mafintoshosh. Filmed @Atlassianian opbeat.com/blog/posts/bui…Wpic.twitter.com/w36vkVk2Ob2Ob

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@beezly Uh! What do you plan to use it for? Ride tracking? Portable audio system? Light controller? :D

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@beezly How much are you planning to bring? A server rack? ;)

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@Benjojo12 The stop sign should of course have been made with comment symbols, so you didn't have to comment out the entire thing explicitly

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Sitting in a phone queue and they are playing "You're not alone" as the waiting music! I wish I was just joking

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@jgrahamc @marcwrogers I couldn't help but cringe a bit when I saw:

from scapy.all import *

It's better to import the specific things

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud It may be difficult to use "I missed the train this morning" as an excuse ;)

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akosma product naming trends:

1997: product!
2000: product .com
2003: 37products
2006: productr
2009: appduct
2012: product .io
2015: productify

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@_munter_ @jchillerup […] højeste tone i omkvædet, og kompenserede ved at synge den ekstra højt...

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@_munter_ @jchillerup Jeg har stadig mareridt om en gruppe der sang Avicii's Hey Brother, hvor en af personerne ikke kunne ramme den […]

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@jchillerup Glæd dig ikke til sommer... Jeg har selv arbejdet på Købmagergade, man kan blive pænt træt af de samme musikanter hver dag

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