The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

May 2016

@jogbert I tend to treat them the same way as spam mail, and attempt to use as little time on them as possible

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@mattrco Or Cat6 if you are carrying heavy stuff

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@oryband The post was written with AWS in mind in which case it was simplest to just point to the DNS they provide, but any server should do

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Made it home, now it's time for sleep ????

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@sevanjaniyan @terinjokes That's also what I'm thinking going forward, or spend a bit extra on the return flight and go to LCY with BA

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@terinjokes @sevanjaniyan Well, at least I know not to use them unless I can handle being delayed 1-2 hours

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@sevanjaniyan I'm sitting on a bus now, it should be leaving any minute now, but it will still take me 2 hours to get home :/

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ffs, no trains, no Ubers, taxi is £100+, so now I'm waiting for a bus...

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@terinjokes I should rather complain to Ryanair about the 1h20m delay

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@terinjokes But the outlook of making it home around 3am means the price probably is worth it

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@terinjokes That's also what I'm leaning towards, although it would be as much as my return flight, more or less

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Brilliant, my plane got so delayed that it landed the same time as the last train left Stansted. Options: 2h bus ride or £50 Uber ????

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@MichaelsCloud Plane has arrived since then. I'm currently waiting for people to get off the plane before we can get on. ATM 1 hour delayed

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Damn it, I forgot about my chainsaw and nuclear waste, again! pic.twitter.com/dYZtqDMhoL

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15 mins until I'm supposed to board my flight to London, I do however have a hunch the plane is delayed as it only left London 15 mins ago ????

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@jogbert @Vaelen Are you sure it's not called Queen Elizabeth II's National Museum of Computing?

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I haven't really been missing Maldonado this season - Kvyat has worked nicely as a stand-in ??la1

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@British_Airways [...] every time I try to enter my payment details when booking tickets. Could you let me know when it's fixed?

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@British_Airways It seems like your online payment system isn't work, I keep getting an "Unfortunately our systems are not responding" [...]

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astro_timpeake Lovely clear skies over flic.kr/p/HsJS4a pic.twitter.com/Tz6N4jEyHN

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@IcyApril Unexpected how? You didn't expect to go to Chicago?

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@Roerbye Desværre ikke, det bliver kun til Jylland i denne omgang. Jeg må følge med på streamen i stedet for

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And right now the screen say it's final call for my flight, but they haven't started boarding people yet. The plane may not even be here yet

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Screens at the gate are showing wrong information, saying they are boarding for Billund but it's actually Gdansk...

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Flying Ryanair for the first (and possibly last) time. Not impressed with their crowd control and communication skills so far...

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@crutchfieldj All headphones sound different, but just to be sure: you have turned them on, right?

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tveskov Hundeallergi er noget grimmer noget.. pic.twitter.com/5nxE1nxLBp

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@davsebamse Det er desvære begrænset hvor meget jeg selv får brugt det. På arbejdet bruger vi i stedet for Atlassian Stash :/

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Apparently my - literally - 1 character commit to GitLab makes me one of the first 1000 contributors to the project: github.com/gitlabhq/gitla…

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Things you can find on the tube... I gave it to a homeless man sitting at the station pic.twitter.com/Xdlk3KWur8

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@aversapaolo Thanks for a great talk tonight! I was wondering if you've seen this infographic benwillers.com/phone/infogr8-… ? Might be interesting

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Perhaps the best quote from tonight's event: "If you are going to crash at 200 mph, do it in a Formula 1 car"

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@nielsbjerg I think the difference is that Norway have a translated website, Denmark, Finland and Sweden only has an English version

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Phew, made it to tonight's @pintofscience presentation about the science of F1. Really looking forward to this!

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@mattbostock @CloudFlare @FiloSottile It should be, granted that @Benjojo12 (aka The guy in the back) did his part :)

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databeersldn register for the next on June 23rd @CityUniLondon by following the link on databeersldn.tumblr.com pic.twitter.com/v2Xh4lPed8

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In today's team talk at @CloudFlare London, @FiloSottile is giving us the details of TLS 1.3 pic.twitter.com/4511WSGhwL

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It seems like the BBC doesn't think Norway is part of the Nordics? bbcbrit.com pic.twitter.com/Ga4TGbJIVo

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@jogbert That was at least the case when I arrived... ;)

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@jogbert I went to The Castle for a swim tonight and can recommend it. I'm now contemplating going there before work some days...

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As a son of an electrician, I am weirdly fascinated by the miles and miles of cables, that has been pulled along the London tube tracks

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@bjorn_js I don't really miss anything in my Pebble Time... But it's still going to be interesting to see what it is

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I love it when Spotify Discovery Weekly find me an excellent album or artist, that I never would have found otherwise

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@jgrahamc I think "Like us on Facebook" is equally bad

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@MichaelsCloud And to make things better, it's supposed to rain in the afternoon...

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I guess it's a compliment to your colleagues when you hang out in the office, after work, on a Sunday, till 1:20 at night...

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@buro9 @Benjojo12 So having two OTPs where you first have to port knock the first one in order to access the second port?

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guardian 'I jumped around, banged on my keyboard and yelled Go': Moby on his first Top Of The Pops trib.al/oJxlX8f

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After reading this, I wonder if any webpages look at the browser user agent in order to figure out the button order? uxplanet.org/primary-second…

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@jgrahamc Is that your argument for getting new laptops? If people ask you to rotate your pw more often, you just request new hardware?

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jer_ "There are 6 causes of burnout, only 1 of them is overwork" -@catehstn This gets me right in the gut... pic.twitter.com/raxljNph2E

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@buro9 If you work in the NOC you get to use a larger screen

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@Benjojo12 @BenBfathi @buro9 For that reason I suggest you make a "Bens and Jerrys" room, we need to share rooms between names to scale well

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@Benjojo12 @buro9 @BenBfathi But you are only two? Surely you can do with just a 1-1 conversation

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@crutchfieldj I dare you to pick a side and say "he/she got out on the wrong side of bed this morning, huh?" and see what happens :)

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@mattbostock @jogbert @buro9 It's probably a good idea to start in Denmark then, that's probably where there's the highest chance

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@jogbert @buro9 We were part of different teams though, which made it easier. Not like our Jameses or Alexes (Alexi?)

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@jogbert @buro9 I had a colleague called Jeppe at my previous job, since I started there before him, he was referred to as "Jeppe 2" :)

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@jogbert @buro9 On the other hand, I am quite delighted to not have received any messages intended for other people (at least at CF)

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jgrahamc Seriously. @CloudFlare is happy to help awesome open source projects like these. Anyone else we should be helping? twitter.com/rreverser/stat…

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gausby No worries. We are all alright, no cracks or (new) scratches, and my apology has been accepted. pic.twitter.com/12ZCq0JipR

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Having a slide deck consisting of screen grabs from the Rocky movies, may just be the best thing ever

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Went straight from being on call to hearing about how other people do on call at the @humanops meetup!

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@MichaelsCloud @jogbert I thought it was levitating sleep, where you floated up and down during the nigbt

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@msiebuhr @auchenberg Sure, it still redirects to HTTPS for people who are to lazy to write https:// in front of every URL

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@BaronVonGrumble It's a good thing you watermarked that picture, otherwise people would steal it like crows!

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@auchenberg It does the speed test over HTTPS, I wonder if they take that into account in the result?

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@anddoutoi I have jumped off the bandwagon long ago, don't care much for front-end code these days...

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@KaraMarck @eastdakota @CloudFlare @codebar That's the event from last time we hosted, this is the one for tomorrow: codebar.io/workshops/297

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@mattrco They probably got a new sales director who thought that would be a good way to get customers back

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I assume the chance for @Spotify to put an album from bit torrent on their service isn't big? :( metalsucks.net/2008/09/16/on-…

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@buro9 @Square And then there's taxes on top some places...

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Twitter's image compression doesn't do the picture justice, you'll have to wait until I get it up on Flickr

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Took macro photos with my Canon 24-70mm f4 today for the first time. I'm impressed with the versatility of the lens! pic.twitter.com/P45JHQr2Ur

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@FiloSottile I usually just do a new commit and then "git rebase -i" and do a fixup through that

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I think the entire crew from a nearby church got of work recently. They are hanging out at The Rake for beers and crisps in their uniforms

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@jogbert So the visitors can't sue St. Paul's in case they slip and injure themselves, I assume

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Americans on the stairs to the top of St. Paul's Cathedral: "I'm surprised they didn't make us sign a waiver"

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If I could vote for two drivers of the day I would vote for the Mercedes drivers. The two of them leaving the race has made it so good!

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@martystronguk Yeah, it's going to be interesting to hear what verdict the stewards make

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There's some mixed opinions among my Twitter network :D
/cc @BaronVonGrumble @Rob_Scotland pic.twitter.com/MjwvZ2YA5I

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What?! This is going to be an interesting race :D

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@jospint Is that better or worse than the alliances between the countries in the previous years?

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@terinjokes I think a rule change need to be made then, countries are not allowed to vote for themselves

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How can you vote on USA/Justin Timberlake to win the ?

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What's the fear of fears called? Fobiafobia?

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@_munter_ Or perhaps Mapbox which is what that site is using, although it doesn't look like they have a public map service like GMaps or OSM

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@buro9 Can't you steam it from here (assuming that you would like to)? eurovision.tv/page/webtv?pro…

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Man, I love the map style used here: thefatduck.co.uk/contact. If only I could use that type of map every day!

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@jchillerup Jeg er ikke sikker på årstallet har så meget at sige, så længe du ikke lytter til Wonderwall mere end 2 gange årligt

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Holy chromatic aberration! It's a good thing this picture isn't a sample shot for the lens used: stpauls.co.uk/SM4/Mutable/Up…

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@Vaelen Who are in the airport more than an hour before their flight anyways? :P

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@Rob_Scotland She's such a cool person, although I'm not necessarily a fan of the lyrics in that song...

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@chrisridd Perhaps you can get the vet to add that feature in?

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mattblaze WTF? Pennsylvania State Police license plate reader SUV camouflaged as Google Street View vehicle. pic.twitter.com/0z4yo2rVoR

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@crutchfieldj I have yet to find it. Perhaps starting an expedition would be a good idea?

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This time I also saw a man with a compact zoom lens, taking pictures of a woman which I doubt he knew - I saw it on his live view screen...

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I have yet to cross the Millennium Bridge, without seeing a photographer with tripod and ND filter, taking pictures of people and St. Paul's

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@buro9 That's why you have do not disturb enabled at night :)

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sevanjaniyan TIL “algorave”

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Experiencing @samaaron doing live coding/music performing in Sonic Pi is pretty amazing! pic.twitter.com/4lKj34roqC

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joannafbenz Some people just want to watch the world burn

pic.twitter.com/UmzA9lV2WS

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@Benjojo12 "KEF is a British loudspeaker manufacturer with international distribution." - I'm not sure I found the correct Wikipedia page...

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@laszlocph Exactly, sort of like "Hi, my name is" by Eminem

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I have now learned that my "Starbucks name" (the name people may ask you on an ordinary occurrence) is Bob. I don't mind it, short and sweet

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@erkunev @SwiftOnSecurity Yes, I'm not in the SF office so I'm not sure where the camera is located. Only the shelves were up when I visited

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@erkunev @SwiftOnSecurity Well, they are inside the office but visible from the street

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@SwiftOnSecurity For people who want to see them: They can be seen from Townsend street in SF, they are in the lobby of our office

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SwiftOnSecurity CloudFlare uses a stream of an HD video of a wall of lavalamps shot through a rotating crystal to generate entropy pic.twitter.com/WT0tVlSijM

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Regis 3.2.0 is out with added support for geographical lookups! redis.io/commands/#geo

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mattiasgeniar Target=”_blank” — the most underestimated vulnerability ever: medium.com/@jitbit/target… pic.twitter.com/IVYhOkacL0

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@terinjokes I was kind of hoping that geeky guy could see the value in using our services, but you are probably right

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@terinjokes Interestingly, none of the candidates seem to use us. It's apparently only presidential candidates who do that

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@terinjokes "The novelty of "01100101" may also have motivated you to visit my website." *shakes fist* You got me this time!

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@terinjokes I'm not quite sure what this guy is trying to say. "e"? pic.twitter.com/wxNZ6v7loi

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@terinjokes "Rescue America! Rescue America!! Rescue America!!! Californian! Let us together rescue America" - Classy

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@terinjokes @jogbert But I assume the American candidates just talk trash about the other candidates, isn't that how it works over there?

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@terinjokes @jogbert Yeah, physical transport is the only way to do it, if only we had cameras and internet to transfer pictures with...

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@jogbert It seems to be how politics are these days...

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@chrisridd Is that the number of assignments from the school or the number of homework pieces handed in? :P

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@jogbert @sevanjaniyan We are hosting a meet up on Tuesday if you want a formal reason to visit: meetup.com/MiniHN/events/…

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@saljam_ Right. I've seen the trailer on that site, and I don't feel it tells me anything about the game play, unless there is none?

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@saljam_ That looks like something that belongs in TATE Modern

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Now that we got the entire ad-blocker thing sorted out, can we start blocking custom scrollbars on webpages too?

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@patrikjensen @laszlocph @FalconIO You are Martin now, right? To be fair, you are on "Team Martin" anyways

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@laszlocph @FalconIO I am confused now, is your name really Laszlo or David? :P

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@vavrusam What about a guide going: "Get it set up using this ridiculous easy 74 step guide!"

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@morgenthaler Jeg skal prøve. Jeg kommer til DK i slutningen af måneden, men det bliver kun til det jyske. Må se hvornår jeg kommer til KBH

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@morgenthaler Godt! Det er et spændene firma med gode kollegaer. Er også ved at føle mig hjemme i London, omend der er pokkers mange folk :)

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@morgenthaler Twitter kontoen har ellers også skiftet navn, men det ved jeg ikke om er på grund af det ene site?

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@morgenthaler Sikker? tech.co/falcon-io-cust…
Men om ikke andet, så er det stadig en mangel når "www." er sat op

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My previous job just changed to a new domain as part of rebranding - has forgotten to create A record at the root *facepalm*

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CloudFlare Introducing CloudFlare Origin CA: blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-ca-… pic.twitter.com/6hEgNxscd4

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I have a hard time believing a Windows user who "blocks" right-clicks on the webpage invented Bitcoin: drcraigwright.net/jean-paul-sart…

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@terinjokes NASCAR mostly just looks like a disorganised and boring version of Formula 1 to me :P

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Back to square one @ Victoria Park, East London, Uk instagram.com/p/BE3qp13ND8N/

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@patrikjensen I got the idea from a guy who analysed city names in Germany, and ie. found where "feld" was a more typical suffix

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@patrikjensen My idea was to analyse different stuff based on the names, ie. most popular colour and animal, and if that differs on location

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1. Find a list of pubs in the UK.
2. Load the names and locations into Elasticsearch.
3. Do fun stats on it (<-- where I'm at right now)

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@saljam_ Hopefully it isn't something you need right away? :/

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