The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Tenzer ever

June 2016

@davsebamse @gausby I basically only use Facebook for their groups and messenger by now. The timeline stuff isn't very interesting, I fibd

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@beezly Banks are probably not bad (at least the branches which still are open). I guess things aren't going that well for postal services

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@beezly Indeed, and banks are only worse

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buro9 What this highlights is how, by the time arrives, the majority of the population won't even want it (if they don't already).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

buro9 If we can delay for 2 years enough old people will have died, and enough young will be eligible to vote, that the remain would win

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@TheLudd I assumed it was the French, but according to Wikipedia they call it "Temps universel coordonné"

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Monday status:
Sun is out: ✔
Fresh juice: ✔
Deckchair by the river: ✔

Can't really complain :)

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@jd87 Hi! I haven't tried that, in my case using a DNS record replaced having multiple servers in an upstream block. What's your use case?

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@kroemeke It's both scary and sad to have people around who does stuff like that :(

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I must be the first person to order a calzone from @VapianoUK, as they yet have to realise they don't fit the boxes pic.twitter.com/vgE4K1lUp5

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HelenKennedy Cops stopped London's Pride parade twice today - to propose to their boyfriends. pic.twitter.com/ymlywhQR5g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

Got 5 phone calls and an SMS from somebody with the wrong number. I tried to answer it in a British way pic.twitter.com/ZKn2flq9Sb

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@terinjokes @auchenberg He already found that, see his own reply on the tweet ;)

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Could London please be made independent of the rest of the UK?

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@beezly Not the best time to be travelling with a GBP bank account, I guess. Perhaps the winnings will help cover the currency drop?

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@beezly Congratulations on the £555, I guess...

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@crutchfieldj Did your size turn out to be an advantage?

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@_munter_ @imgix makes use of JS on the client to get the size of the canvas, and only sends the required part of the image

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@morgenthaler Tvungen passiv rygning i eget hjem er noget af det værste:(

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@_munter_ imgix.com has been doing that stuff for a while, as far as I can tell

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What a nice surprise, found a place for post-meetup dinner with live music! (at @dirtyburger) swarmapp.com/c/0YAQynJvzTF

via Foursquare from Islington, London

I'm at a meetup at a university tonight, and came across this room on the hallways @ City… instagram.com/p/BHAgNLatD6E/

via Instagram from Islington, London

@davsebamse That's not an improvement in my book :P

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@davsebamse Ruby doesn't compile to Python, like CoffeeScript compiles to JavaScript

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CoffeeScript for Python - but why??? ??coconut-lang.orgH1w

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jgrahamc Fuck this lying shit. We did not invent the Internet. TBL invented www working at CERN: a bloody European project. pic.twitter.com/VeFGZNld8x

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jun 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

I guess it rained a bit last night... @ London, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/BG_WjxxtD-_/

via Instagram from London, England

@beezly I wonder if you can apply as a political refugee? But yeah, if you don't mind Denmark you already got the moving part sorted

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@beezly That should be enough to get a one way flight ticket out of the country ;)

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@beezly You are basically making it a win-win situation?

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@elithrar It's physical, thus more tangible?

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@beezly I went to school in Sønderborg, that's also a pretty nice city

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@grafana RSS feed or similar data which can be fetched in (at interval) and presented in a neat way

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@jchillerup The Understanding er god, men Senior er måske lige en snært bedre i min mening

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@ubrewcc I'd like to try out some beer making to learn more about what makes a beer taste like it does, so it could indeed be an option

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@kevinsimper I'm not sure how much that would help, if I drop my phone into some liquid I don't feel like pulling it out of :/

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New phone has been ordered, I can pick it up tomorrow (same model as I already had: Nexus 5X)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Tenzer

@jogbert Me, apparently, in a drunk state of mind...

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My learned lesson for tonight, is to not check your phone while at the toilet (at least while standing up), as it has a risk of dropping it

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Tenzer

@terinjokes Yeah, not so fortunate. I guess a phone needs renewal every 5-6 months in this day and age...

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@jogbert Yeah, not really optimal. Hopefully I'll be able to get a hold of a replacement phone tomorrow

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@MichaelsCloud In that case those are the wrong lyrics to be citing

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I am sorry for the lack of updates, but I managed to drop my phone into a port-a-potty, thus ending my age of inter-connected-ness :/

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Tenzer

Sixth stop (@ The Bottle Shop in London, Greater London) swarmapp.com/c/3oBRaG5o0Qx

via Foursquare from Camberwell, London

@IcyApril It's not booze, it's proper craft beer. With Sami and @grittygrease

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Fifth stop (@ UBREW Brewery & Taproom - @ubrewcc in Bermondsey, London, Greater London, Greater London) swarmapp.com/c/4xNXcKDK16N

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Third stop, but only bottle sale and we weren't allowed to drink them outside :/ (@ Kernel Brewery) swarmapp.com/tenzer/checkin…

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First stop (@ Partizan Brewery in London) swarmapp.com/c/62maW8C47Gz

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I'm wondering if I should track it on Endomondo as a workout...

via Fenix for Android in reply to Tenzer

A friend suggested we did the the Bermondsey Beer Mile today - Visiting six breweries within a 1 mile walk. On my way there now! ????

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@majek04 I can't find any on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_o…, but I'm thinking YAOS (Yet Another Operating System) must be a thing somewhere

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@Rob_Scotland Bummer :( I don't assume there's any more flights today?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Rob_Scotland

@thejameskyle cf-ui is on StackShare's list of Top 5 new tools this week! ??pic.twitter.com/dF7q8RFD7SD7S

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Tune in right now for @samaaron doing a live coding/music performance with @Sonic_Pi! livecoding.tv/samaaron/

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud That will hopefully be you in a day or two :)

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud How are you jealous? You're on your weekend already!

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In this week's team talk at @CloudFlare London, visiting @grittygrease is talking about the unsolved problems with HTTP/2 and TLS together

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@jogbert @MichaelsCloud I thought people mostly attend baseball games for the food

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That's a rather verbose email from @docker about a star on my repo. If only it also included a link to it... pic.twitter.com/2MFxyYTJWt

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The concept has become so popular that it now has a term :( twitter.com/qikipedia/stat…

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codebar We've started a new project, . Meet students, coaches & organisers of codebar.
medium.com/codebar-stories

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Jun 14th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

jogbert Java, meet the OOM killer. OOM killer, meet Java. Oh, I see you're already acquainted.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Jun 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@sevanjaniyan I know that feeling all too well. Hopefully you will get it back soon!

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@jogbert I'm opposite. It's not too big a deal for me to swim at a steady pace for an hour, but running for more than 30 minutes is hard

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5.8K run (of which ~5 was running) in 40 minutes. Not the best pace, but it's been 2 months since my last run. I prefer swimming as exercise

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@mattrco People, Places and Things. I can warmly recommend it if there are any tickets left: nationaltheatre.org.uk/shows/people-p…

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Went to the theatre yesterday, I haven't been for quite a while, and was totally blown away of just how good the production was!

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I never understood why these are not links, it would be a quick way for me to get to my own branch /cc @github pic.twitter.com/FgUnSVuesS

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samaaron When I travel I try my best to show the world the diverse, innovative, well-mannered & humorous aspects of the English. Hooligans undo this.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Jun 12th, 2016 via Fenix for Android)

Although it seems like they have removed the history feature where you could compare a test run against previous ones you had ran

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Tenzer

Uh, I like the new layout of the @pingdom Tools page! https://tenzer.dk/">tool...

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It's great to see the product I worked on the backend for at Falcon soon is ready for primetime! twitter.com/FalconIO/statu…

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This seems like an oddly philosophical code comment: github.com/prometheus/cli…

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@joeshaw @jgrahamc That's actually what we talked about yesterday over lunch at the @CloudFlare office, which is why I made it :)

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@terinjokes There is Twitter's it's pretty easy to use. Don't really know of a whole lot of other ones, but would like to hear what you find

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@davsebamse Den findes også til Android men får også for mange rettigheder: play.google.com/store/apps/det…

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@saljam_ That one may have more downloads, I was looking at play.google.com/store/apps/det…
Would prefer if it didn't get all permissions up front

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The most downloaded app can
- read your location (precise)
- read, modify and delete storage
- get wifi and Google service information

WTF?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Tenzer

Any suggestions for a QR reader for Android which doesn't contain ads and doesn't need access to my personal life?

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HackerNewsOnion Announcing Let’s Decrypt, A SSL Certificate Authority Backed By The NSA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Jun 7th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@GreyAreaUK @chrisridd The live view didn't work for me on lightningmaps earlier though, which is cooler than just seeing a static pic ????

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majek04 Akamai's infographic akamai.com/uk/en/multimed… "HIGHEST VOLUME DDoS ATTACK 51 Mpps" CloudFlare sees 4x that on a good day.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Jun 7th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@mrgnrdrck What's up with the all caps thing? Is it international caps lock day today?
It's discouraging me from retweeting :/

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tomscott Brits: if you aren't registered to vote in the EU referendum, the deadline to register is TODAY. Do it now: gov.uk/register-to-vo…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Jun 7th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@bjorn_js Depends on if it starts to pick up bad practice from the code, and then enforce that instead :)

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@vavrusam I miss the old days where there always was a text field with the clone URL, much easier to find

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jogbert This could be a good opportunity for some more night shoots. twitter.com/Londonist/stat…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:51 PM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@beezly So all the way around the coast of Jutland? When are you heading off?

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@beezly Added to my RSS reader and looking forward to following along :)

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I have updated my Homebrew Cask helper script to do upgrades and cleanups for you instead of just printing info: gist.github.com/Tenzer/0b76ef1…

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@homelinen Don't blame alcohol or meat, that's just wrong!

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@jogbert @bensummers How can curling be a candidate? I sense some hardcore lobbyism is going on

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@jgrahamc Hence why I don't use any official Twitter clients. They don't seem to focus on the user's needs enough

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Want to guess what is holding back Homebrew from updating libgit2 on OS X?
Freaking GNOME! github.com/Homebrew/homeb…

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@silentcrooner No, it's based on payment details, I just haven't switched it to my UK credit card until now: support.spotify.com/us/account_pay…

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Yay, my Spotify account has changed to have the UK playlists! No more bad Danish pop music in the playlists offered :)

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@jgrahamc @RoyalFamily I guess the Danish one should be @Kongefamilien, if it wasn't taken by a Norwegian rock band...

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